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Not celery forward Teacher on 📷 (tkteaches); private on 🐦. Here will be a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon.
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Y’all do know “reasonably feel threatened” is the same language that gives cops cover when they harass and kill Black people. This is no surprise coming from a corrupt cop. June 24th can't get here fast enough.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

just shut the org down at this point. actively harmful organization. makes people more ignorant about antisemitism than if it did not exist. helps Nazis.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

when I saw ppl posting "elon did nazi salutes at inauguration" I assumed he like waved weirdly and ppl were interpreting that ungenerously but holy shit nope. just full on nazi goosestepping salutes. I'm sure they will say he was doing an epic 300 thing or whatever but cmon man

submitted 39 days ago • 106 comments

When I wrote for Law & Order, we fake-murdered more people on all three shows than were actually murdered in NYC that year. And that was just three shows on one network. Murder mysteries make good stories. But they’re just stories. You’re safer than you think.

submitted 60 days ago • 113 comments

babe wake up there’s a girl suing to own beige

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

every time I see this reposted I am once again both unsurprised and rage-filled

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

taking a moment in honor of open diary, my very first online era

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

🙄 surprise.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Me before showering: nothing could convince me to participate in the scam known as showering Me after showering: all of my health points are fully restored and I feel like a princess

submitted 543 days ago • 3 comments

In the tenth grade I tried to use a school photocopier to make a fake interim report card in which I wasn’t failing Algebra II but also I was fourteen years old.

submitted 603 days ago • 0 comments

Not me reading the news of another (another!) mass shooting and literally breathing in relief when I realize it is summer and I will not need to process this with a class of children. (Which is so important. And sucks wildly.) This goddamned country.

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

Update: I think episode six of season 2 of The Bear may have blasted the migraine right out of me?? (Probably not but I’m simply not ruling it out)

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

My migraine, now 11 days old: twitter is dead dead; good news! you’ll spend less time on screens! Me: come to me, bluesky

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

and legacy admissions were outlawed, too?

submitted 610 days ago • 17 comments

First time for everything

submitted 612 days ago • 0 comments

Throw the whole mayor away.

submitted 616 days ago • 0 comments

losing my mind at this NYT headline

submitted 617 days ago • 34 comments

governor youngkin appointing a new board member who thinks the university has ruined by a concern for diversity. note: black, hispanic and asian students count together for about 28 percent of the undergraduate student body

submitted 622 days ago • 1 comment