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Proof that one good song is all you need, my best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms // he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities
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The Alters might be a GOTY contender for me, a very base management/relationship min-max sci fi game, for whoever's shit that is, like this guy

now is the time to invest in moomin merch, returns are through the roof

Happy Mr. Bingley Wednesday

Happy spit kink wednesday

It's french kiss the tip wednesday

invoking the let's kiss amendment

mes doigts

Zohran Mamdani wants to take you and your family on an all expenses paid trip to your local waterpark, presumably for some nefarious scheme!!

Christmas is just around the corner

*see a fly buzzing and throwing itself against my kitchen window* ...why did you enter my house...if you so desperately wish to escape... the humble house fly:

Evangelicals need power, never has the Church ever gained power by being progressive. it's literally incentivized to seek power & stay conservative, & historically, when Church aligns with the State & tries to form a Christian nation, it ultimately uses that power to abuse people & it dies

Does anyone need my credit card number or home address for anything

CEOs need to be more afraid of the middle and lower class, especially their employees

Some people need to be told to go fuck themselves, some need you to tell them how they should do it

Once i finally take my revenge on the main antagonist everything can go back to normal, i definitely won't become the thing i hate most

Love me or hate me, it's none of my business

would anyone be interested in a slightly sweaty but otherwise clean carhartt t-shirt

wakey wakey agent activating phrase

What do I even put in a shirt pocket

We're all here because We're doing so good mentally

People saying 30 yr olds with 10% body fat have a "dad bod" smh if you saw the dad bods throwing deer corn in their side-by-side riding dirty on the tailgate of a dually at a five & dime station in Swartz or Doyline you'd hurl

If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?

I can be likeable but you have to let me grow on you a bit, that's why they call people like me a grower

I liked the Haim sisters' cheesy dance choreography i love that fuckin shit man, maybe look within and find the cringe little dance routine in your own heart

my cucumber and tomato garden are too powerful to be stayed by any machine or law devised of man

hey bro are you good me using the Bene Gesserit voice: I'M FINE

Good morning skeeters and boners

Jedi master Yoda was twink coded

not right now babe i’m navigating the vast landscape of desire 😭

Sorry I couldn't turn in my billings report last night I was home holding my family in my arms and being terrified for the future

*looks around* hey who said that

Not avoiding my responsibilities, just waiting on a few of them to expire with the passing of time

Sex so good you sit down and go over your schedules for the week