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Proof that one good song is all you need, my best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms // he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities
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i knew you not from the first touch but from the silence that didn’t need filling

my werewolf blood is being activated

Bro did you even do your due diligence regarding this matter

Can you tell which of my children prefers to sit in the sun

thanks for liking a dozen of my posts in a row just to let me know you're thinking about fucking me raw

Sesame Street's Elmo voice: if the rule you followed brought you to this... of what use was the rule?

No thanks "edit interests" button, this should just about cover it

if we're mutuals that means we're just friends so it doesn't count

perhaps now it is i who is da joker

A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson. Tilson sits at a whopping .8%. Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.

nyc: your evil friends may be hurting today. check in on them

posting verynormalthings onmyalt

you're in his dm's I'm Kimiko 💙 new to bluesky 21/f fucck me? inbox here cxtyg,gx/zzzl4grl watch pussy's cum we are not the same

"did you write that headline about the plate tectonics i asked for?" "yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked for"

going back in time: John, listen to me, don't get on that motorcade today, stay home with your beautiful curvy dumptruck wife John F. Kennedy: what on oith

The Alters might be a GOTY contender for me, a very base management/relationship min-max sci fi game, for whoever's shit that is, like this guy

now is the time to invest in moomin merch, returns are through the roof

Happy Mr. Bingley Wednesday

Happy spit kink wednesday

invoking the let's kiss amendment

mes doigts

Zohran Mamdani wants to take you and your family on an all expenses paid trip to your local waterpark, presumably for some nefarious scheme!!

Christmas is just around the corner

*see a fly buzzing and throwing itself against my kitchen window* ...why did you enter my house...if you so desperately wish to escape... the humble house fly:

Evangelicals need power, never has the Church ever gained power by being progressive. it's literally incentivized to seek power & stay conservative, & historically, when Church aligns with the State & tries to form a Christian nation, it ultimately uses that power to abuse people & it dies

Does anyone need my credit card number or home address for anything

CEOs need to be more afraid of the middle and lower class, especially their employees

Some people need to be told to go fuck themselves, some need you to tell them how they should do it

Once i finally take my revenge on the main antagonist everything can go back to normal, i definitely won't become the thing i hate most

Love me or hate me, it's none of my business

would anyone be interested in a slightly sweaty but otherwise clean carhartt t-shirt

wakey wakey agent activating phrase

What do I even put in a shirt pocket

We're all here because We're doing so good mentally

People saying 30 yr olds with 10% body fat have a "dad bod" smh if you saw the dad bods throwing deer corn in their side-by-side riding dirty on the tailgate of a dually at a five & dime station in Swartz or Doyline you'd hurl