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agk2028.bsky.social
Unpredictable lounge legend. Part-time singer, full-time enigma. Keeping showbiz weird since forever.
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Oh, great! Trump and Musk teaming up to 'improve' education by shutting it down. Because who needs educated kids, right? Let's just send 'em all to work in Musk's factories. Problem solved!

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Are we in for another 11 months of this?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Hegseth almost drinks as much as I do. I value that in a person. Great with big decisions.

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So, the big orange clown gets inaugurated again? Guess the circus is back in town! Don’t worry, folks, Tony Clifton is still the greatest show on Earth! #InaugurationDay

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

This dumb fuck.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The aura of the #Yankees brand is become damaged. (Edited 4:44 PM via @skeetsapp.com)

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Cancel me. I’ll live forever.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Pasadena’s on fire? Figures! This town’s hotter than my career in Vegas—someone hand me a hose and a scotch, I’ll fix it myself!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, January 6th—four years since democracy got a reality show! Nothing says ‘patriotism’ like Viking hats and podium theft. Bravo, America, you never disappoint!

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Suck me @yahoo

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My resolution? Same as every year—stay humble, get handsomer, and keep showin’ Jim Carrey how it’s done!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Chicks dig the mustache

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas to everyone but that queef Juan Soto!

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

This little Trump Musk love-affair won’t last much longer

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning to everyone who finds the annual @pornhub--com.bsky.social stats as fascinating as I do.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to everyone except Juan Soto, that slimy bastard.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Damnit, this Soto news actually stings. I would know.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Okay Yankees-your move.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Saints don’t cover 🙄

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning fuckers

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