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THE CHAFF PROJECT Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great! How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public. Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

dinnertime lad

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lil mozzarella man

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(trying to explain time to an american) imagine four hamburgers on the edge of a cliff

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typical tweet: oh you liked anora? just say you hate women and go. typical bsky post: Delete this immediately. I just did a Google search for Updog and you are a LIAR. This is misinformation. typical text from Gurp, my goblin lover: When you plan tell Gurp about other family?

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

submitted 53 days ago • 181 comments

Ridiculous that in 97 years they’ve never given an Academy Award to the single most important person on every film: whoever takes the lens cap off

submitted 59 days ago • 134 comments

Describe your account in one Simpsons image.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

the teenage mutant ninja turtles belong in a military lab and no where near a pizza establishment.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

The virgin Chadley vs. the chad Harpocrates

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

They should make a polite fast & furious called kind & courteous

submitted 71 days ago • 38 comments

Most Looney Tunes characters are effectively indestructible but I don’t think that’s true for Pepe Le Pew. I bet if you ran him over with a car he’d just die.

submitted 72 days ago • 126 comments

I bet I could go through the Jaunt while conscious and be fine.

submitted 210 days ago • 6 comments

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

submitted 97 days ago • 87 comments

Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”

submitted 82 days ago • 136 comments

They’re still making Jurassic Park movies???? Knock it off???

submitted 83 days ago • 112 comments

seems like it might be time for that well regulated militia you guys like to chat about. i don't think telling these guys what they're doing is illegal is going to be enough

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Golden oldie! Green Day’s “Dookie” is 50 years old today!

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submitted 89 days ago • 71 comments

damn, didn't get selected for the Switch 2 Experience

submitted 92 days ago • 20 comments

WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??

submitted 93 days ago • 8 comments

Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up: - Licking lead paint off the walls - Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump - Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored And you turned out fine!!!!

submitted 94 days ago • 454 comments

ME: writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

submitted 93 days ago • 265 comments

$9.99? That’s $10. $29.99? That’s $30. Quick thinking like that saves you precious seconds on the stock market

submitted 99 days ago • 4 comments

asking important questions

submitted 111 days ago • 18 comments

We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.

submitted 116 days ago • 110 comments

When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you

submitted 118 days ago • 118 comments

balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders

submitted 118 days ago • 62 comments

I hope i did well lol

submitted 119 days ago • 79 comments

the toxically heterosexual psychosexual pressure cooker of the twilight media campaigns resulted in one lead becoming the most amazingly loud lesbian in the world and the other lead dissociating his way into fucking willem dafoe in a lighthouse

submitted 123 days ago • 38 comments

GUY YOU MEET TWENTY HOURS INTO A RESIDENT EVIL GAME AFTER BATTLING A SERIES OF INCREASINGLY MAGIC MONSTERS: All that stuff was science by the way.

submitted 130 days ago • 11 comments

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

submitted 130 days ago • 149 comments

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. i've watched bodies in the sand.. tropical drinks melting in hands. i've heard the rhythm of a steel drum band. i've caught a glimpse.. of port au prince. all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. down in kokomo.

submitted 130 days ago • 4 comments

it’s very easy to win “try not to cum” games. where most people go wrong is they start jacking off

submitted 131 days ago • 8 comments