me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
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Kelzor
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
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Where were these when my kids were small. Baby Bjorn doesn't have shit on this vest.
she had to come back to work, and had the wee one in the travel seat, which went on anyones desk as she looked at your pc
no one said anything
*sighs and straps on baby armour*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AudGd7-QkN8&pp=ygUjS2lkIHB1bGxpbmcgZ3VucyBvdXQgb2YgYmFnZ3kgcGFudHM%3D
So he’s saving the babies?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_nJE2nZWM
One starts, the rest ALL chime in.
Hi, would you like deafening psychic damage?.
You know that when one starts, the rest aren't far behind.
Anyone seeking to do anything about him need only wait maybe an hour or so depending on when last feeding was. He'll fumigate himself.
"Number of babies detected . . . many!"
Turn in yer badge.
you: [feverishly brandishing babies at two strangers also brandishing babies]
stranger: well, looks like we've got ourselves a good ol' fashioned Mexican baby standoff…
Is that game worth the current $19 sale price? Not sure I have drive space for it though.
Me: “right….”