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🏳️‍⚧️🍉 ϴΔ It/Its, No Minors Name's Willow Professional internet doomsayer, alleged baeddel, “wokester”, and sexualized anthropomorphic animal When I’m happy I say: Bitches love my horns When I’m sad I say: This time I’m really gonna do it.
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"One might also adapt historian Peter Linebaugh’s term “thanatocracy” for our society, where health care is expensive but guns are plentiful, and justice depends on who is on their receiving end." progressive.org/magazine/mak...

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm still supporting a Free Palestine. At some point the killing has to stop. At some point the apartheid has to stop. At some point the oppression has to stop. Don't let them manufacture consent for more atrocities.

submitted 17 hours ago • 17 comments

Too bad the Incredible Hulk couldn’t make it to help out with that other hulk, probably busy doing something else

submitted 5 hours ago • 31 comments

New favourite prank: describing a video game entirely by a minor feature and acting as if it's the defining aspect "Yeah it was that one game about talking to animals. What was it?" "That's the game about the New York cop who can get drunk off of one beer, right?"

submitted 11 hours ago • 9 comments

Unfortunately I have to skip every country song now because I do not have time to look up where each artist stands on controversial subjects like if presidents should obey laws

submitted 1 day ago • 264 comments

“I’ll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear.” —Nina Simone was born February 21, 1933

submitted 16 hours ago • 7 comments

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

It’s awe-inspiring how he unlocked the whole system’s capacity for the most shameless bullshit, he’s not John fucking Wick, he didn’t kill the dude with a stray pencil

submitted 13 hours ago • 32 comments

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

submitted 17 hours ago • 15 comments

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

elon musks method of childcare:

submitted 18 hours ago • 46 comments

I agree. We have no real evidence or testimony yet and the NYPD rushed to put out some propaganda. Due process for school shooters and racists, but not anyone else.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Man you win the White House, Congress, and the courts and then lose your greatest social institution. Talk about a twilight zone ending

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

submitted 15 hours ago • 82 comments

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

submitted 8 hours ago • 79 comments

"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

submitted 10 hours ago • 8 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 86 comments

i hope the cartels win

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve said it before, but I do think we’re living in the Second Dark Ages. Between the impermanence of digital records and the shit generated by AI, far future historians are going to look at the 21st century and be like, “Eh… We SORTA know what went down, but the details are hazy and unreliable.”

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Professor Eddie S. Glaude: “The irony, he holds a Black History Month Reception as he’s issued all these executive orders around DEI. Touts the importance of Black folk to the history of the country mentioning Tiger Woods, Kobe guess that’s what we’re reduced to, athletics entertainment I suppose.”

submitted 10 hours ago • 61 comments

I'm sorry but I'm just not going to be cowering in fear of these clowns. They suck and they are cruel but they are not God.

submitted 1 day ago • 284 comments

I was reliably informed by science fiction that when things got this bad there would be a cool new future drug to keep me unaware and complacent. Where is my soma? My Substance D? My Forgetall and Acceptol? My Plutonium Nyborg?

submitted 17 hours ago • 28 comments

Glam Ham

submitted 7 hours ago • 25 comments

i have never seen a video recommended to me that i want to click on less

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

"Depraved devotees" is like a caption from a @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social cartoon.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments