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🏳️‍⚧️🍉 ϴΔ It/Its, No Minors Name's Willow Professional internet doomsayer, alleged baeddel, “wokester”, and sexualized anthropomorphic animal When I’m happy I say: Bitches love my horns When I’m sad I say: This time I’m really gonna do it.
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Every. year.

Don't be gaslit: They are Nazis. This is a Nazi salute. They are not hiding it, or dog whistling, they are announcing it. They have come out as Nazis. Show the people in your life these images all together. Make them understand this is not an accident, or a fluke. It is happening here.

I love the giant conspiracy people so much. Literally just 'nah there's huge guys out there, they're just hiding really well despite it'.

make nazis dead again

the other insidious thing is that huge swaths of people — far more than just Republicans — implicitly hold these beliefs too, because you pretty much have to in order to accept the distribution of power and rewards in this society as "normal"

Trans women deserve to be annoying

let me say that this is the classic “just asking questions” approach to delegitimizing the achievements of black people. and critically, you don’t even have to be a black person who talks about race. simply being black to these people means you are “obsessed with race.”

"One might also adapt historian Peter Linebaugh’s term “thanatocracy” for our society, where health care is expensive but guns are plentiful, and justice depends on who is on their receiving end." progressive.org/magazine/mak...

I'm still supporting a Free Palestine. At some point the killing has to stop. At some point the apartheid has to stop. At some point the oppression has to stop. Don't let them manufacture consent for more atrocities.

Too bad the Incredible Hulk couldn’t make it to help out with that other hulk, probably busy doing something else

New favourite prank: describing a video game entirely by a minor feature and acting as if it's the defining aspect "Yeah it was that one game about talking to animals. What was it?" "That's the game about the New York cop who can get drunk off of one beer, right?"

Unfortunately I have to skip every country song now because I do not have time to look up where each artist stands on controversial subjects like if presidents should obey laws

“I’ll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear.” —Nina Simone was born February 21, 1933

It’s awe-inspiring how he unlocked the whole system’s capacity for the most shameless bullshit, he’s not John fucking Wick, he didn’t kill the dude with a stray pencil

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

elon musks method of childcare:

I agree. We have no real evidence or testimony yet and the NYPD rushed to put out some propaganda. Due process for school shooters and racists, but not anyone else.

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

Man you win the White House, Congress, and the courts and then lose your greatest social institution. Talk about a twilight zone ending

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."