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Yeah man I'm OLD: Ornery Loud Deliberately expressing bad ideas

"There are always more, the next one is just around the corner." "There's only one. This is it."

Maybe if we put the Gemini button next to every single UI control in the entire OS, then we can demonstrate to investors increasing usage, and to tech press the inevitability of our total disintermediation of interactivity.

Paul Dano should star in the Panda Bear biopic

OHYUNG has beautiful ambient music very reminiscent of Selected Ambient Works Volume II ohyung.bandcamp.com/album/imagin...

Sesame Street is engaging in union busting and trying to confuse the issue by complaining about the popularity of Bluey. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/23/b...

"So ... was it difficult to eat?" "No, it was a pizza cake."

Checking the internal temperature of veggie burgers meant for grilling that you are baking in the oven with a high end digital meat thermometer set to Celsius

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/u...

Yeah, anybody can write rhymes. Hibachi, Versace, Kolache

"Do you know who I am?" asks person who doesn't seem to know who they are.

Talk shirt, get fit.

Who's a good boy? (interrogatory)

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

"why aren't the Dems doing anything?" vs "hey, are the Dems doing anything?" is demonstrating the incredible power of owning nearly 100% of mass media. The people actually cannot even know if the Dems are doing anything because they can no longer see them.

The idea that the pol influence accounts aren't just maladjusted, middle-aged, North American channers but instead are subsistence wage or forced labor call-center style businesses, staffed by people outside of the competing geo-political power centers, is not meeting me well in 2025.

How exactly is everyone needing to be so attentive to their personal hydration if they are also eating their breakfast soup, dinner soup, and 2-4 snack soups every day?

Why do we raise our cups with ease-out curve just as the pour turns into a trickle?

"First thought best thought" vs "forced thought worst thought" conceptual tension

Ape Escape album.link/s/1qrnvkgoCq...

Apple: The only thing we are good at is more computer for more money. No we don't know what you'll do with it and won't help you figure that out. Clearly. Microsoft: You are beneath contempt and get no computer. Here is a box with no interface that pretends to be you to other boxes. Fuck you.

anamanaguchi.bandcamp.com/album/usa

Everyone says music videos aren't an art form. It's because they're cowards afraid to know themselves. youtu.be/xFEf1d4Qfww?...

What if you just never got any taller? What would you do? Standing in the mirror thinking about it, no way to change it...

Tune of Blue's Clues: "Blue skyYYY BLue skyyy ... BLUE SKY!"