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Game designer. Opinions expressed are not my own, they are implanted into me by my employer. I can no longer tell what memories are my own and what memories have been forced upon me.
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age-limit-wise, working at DOGE is the boy version of dating Leonardo DiCaprio

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

who up whomping they willow

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I hate Doctor Pepper. Not the taste, it tastes fine. But what do you mean 23 flavors??? If you mix 23 flavors together it’s just one flavor!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

hey boss made that rocking horse real slutty like you asked

submitted 46 days ago • 11 comments

Partial Mathers. AKA: Emi AKA: Slim

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunate glitch on Hulu today.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 86 days ago • 124 comments

Center stage lumberjack bassist.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

stop stop I can’t vote for her any harder

submitted 124 days ago • 345 comments

Secret Panel HERE 👐 tapas.io/episode/338934

submitted 219 days ago • 3 comments

Presented without comment, the last two tweets from Tango Gameworks

submitted 302 days ago • 9 comments

Unionized workers at Sega of America have ratified a contract that gives them guaranteed raises, just cause, and other benefits. It's the first union contract at a major U.S. gaming company — a milestone that may accelerate organization across the industry www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

submitted 343 days ago • 23 comments

shout out to whoever on the design team was like ok before you react let me finish

submitted 344 days ago • 13 comments

Tarn Adams is so fucking GOATed www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/dw...

submitted 351 days ago • 10 comments

Doing level design and muttering to myself “fuck jumping”

submitted 475 days ago • 0 comments

Fool... I have gotten huge and retreated into the background. The only way to reach my vulnerable head now is to jump onto the backs of my hands as they move to strike you... but such a thing would be impossible

submitted 541 days ago • 6 comments

Yooo that’s what I like to see baby! Fuck you summer!

submitted 555 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. Sounds like the workers are in an extremely powerful position and the bosses should give them everything they want.

submitted 566 days ago • 18 comments

Turns out bluesky is good for something. Giving artists your invite codes and having them offer to draw you a dinosaur. Thanks again!

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

Y’know sometimes you’re can’t get out of bed depressed, and sometimes you’re let’s start another Disco Elysium play through at 1am depressed.

submitted 580 days ago • 0 comments

These Snapchat clickbait things are so baffling.

submitted 588 days ago • 0 comments

hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!

submitted 599 days ago • 65 comments

“I get it. This won't stop until I die. But when I die, I want it to hurt”

submitted 599 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t believe any of these people are real. This image is Ai generated.

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

Just got my copy. Excited to dive in.

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s fucking goooo

submitted 604 days ago • 0 comments

Congratulations to Twin Falls Idaho for being the smelliest town I’ve ever been to.

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

To any transphobes or homophobes who somehow managed to sneak their way onto Bluesky…

submitted 608 days ago • 17 comments

Blessed to have a dog that could not give less of a shit about fireworks.

submitted 610 days ago • 0 comments

Me, every morning as I drag myself out of bed.

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

When doing game design there’s something I constantly run into. Thinking I have a good idea. Then working through that idea, realizing it’s bad, but that bad idea leading me to an actually good idea. Of course the good idea is always way more work than the bad idea…

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

Attention, all units high alert. Stinky boy detected on premises.

submitted 618 days ago • 0 comments

This new generation is so fucked. They’ve never even been in a sped up chase while Yakety Sax is playing.

submitted 618 days ago • 0 comments

This dumbass coyote just tried to chase me through a tunnel. Too bad it was a fake tunnel and now he’s in the hospital.

submitted 619 days ago • 1 comment

I hate when my dog and I are getting chased by a monster and we try hiding in a suit of armor but the monster is already in the armor. I’ll never live this down.

submitted 619 days ago • 0 comments

Wrestling is one of those things that I really enjoy listening to people talk about but don’t actually enjoy watching.

submitted 622 days ago • 0 comments

Oddly satisfying dash cam car crash compilation

submitted 622 days ago • 0 comments