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ajcairns.bsky.social
Back in the UK! Views are my own but contain heavy doses of sarcasm. FPL ID: 236049 | 5k OR 2023/24 1% Club
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Phew! Come on now Mo.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wavering in the captaincy now. Palmer could be the best opportunity to make ground against the constant Salah C.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Think it’s time to wean ourselves off Villa assets. No home game until April and only 4 left at home for the rest of the season. NFO NEW FUL TOT

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

0% red arrow this week. Down a whole 880 places. Technically -0.14% but I’m taking the 0% as a positive. Not so bad with a complete AssMan failure.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Slot to Arteta mistake has left me sub par in the AssMan chip. 28 points not good enough.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Robert Webb. Take a bow son. 😂

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It’s that time of the year where people start to have substandard teams, just to get through 29 without a Free Hit.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Think I switch from Slot to Arteta with a free transfer.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Jackson to Mateta means I’m now fully committed to FH29. #FPL

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Everton now way down the AssMan xP with low/no chance of any table bonus means a lot of transfers being used for that. Extra budget to fund too.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I’m absolutely amazed… that there’s so many questions about Slot’s red card and the chip. It’s like half the community didn’t read the scoring mechanisms for it. #FPL

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

@officialfpl.bsky.social why is Moyes on 31 AssMann points? Please get rid of the misleading GW23 points.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

DGW news... AssMan is now ON for the 5 fixtures.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Not much doing for the first week of Ass Man chip bonus points opportunities. Wolves the next 3 opponents on the bounce who are 5 above them but they are pony so... no thanks.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Bringing Diaz in the week seems like it either madness or genius. Nothing in between.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

VC Saturday. C Sunday. Just in case that snow is bad. 👌🏼

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks Mo. First green arrow for 5 weeks.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Low scoring week coming up i think so it's the non-premiums that will either win it or lose it for you. #fpl

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Salah cap yeah?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Stop it.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

The new chip is basically an average Mo Salah score for an additional 3 gameweeks for a fraction of the cost. Don’t underestimate it.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

now with only 14 games for Liverpool and Everton!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Gamble on a lower table manager or go for more likely points. Nail it though and you could have a whole GW-worth of points for max 1.5m.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Average GW scores for the Asst Manager Chip. #fpl

submitted 78 days ago • 4 comments

3 free transfers now burning a big hole in my pocket.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to the team Pervis. 2 boni a lovely bonus.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

go on... you know you want to: clearsky.app

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s hope I’m not left feeling Estupidman this GW. Let’s go Pervis.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

2 days to the deadline. Like these rapid turnarounds.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Could really do with a non-descriptive 1-1 draw tonight with Isak blanking but I fear the worst. Clinging on to a 10k green arrow at 101k.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Room 101k OR. Green arrow still on for the week.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Think there’s still a green arrow in this GW although @livefpl.net and FPL Gameweek don’t quite agree on my live rank at the moment.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments