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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd. Dyslexic typochondriac. AD/HD 🤘 6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf. Permanently seated at the kids table.
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We don't need guillotines, we can shut down the country if we so choose. Ht the oligarchs where it hurts - their money.

submitted 19 hours ago • 13 comments

😶

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

coming soon: Ozempic for Leopards

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

I had no clue they worked together- this is magic youtu.be/zC2SZOY80Dk?...

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

all I'm sayin' is this kept Matt Schlapp's dick in check for at least an hour 🤷

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

all I'm sayin' is there's a lesson to be had here 🤷

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

seriously- I have no prob if they want to make ivermectin an OTC drug. so many of these twunts'd benefit from being dewormed.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Pro Tip: Rum makes juice cleanses fun.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 22 hours ago • 11 comments

coffe ain't gonna do it. go LOUD. youtu.be/ezIkqFz6jI8?...

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

G'mhrglmph... Shock, adjust, repeat. ☕

submitted 20 hours ago • 5 comments

and in 'How many times can we repeat the same headline today'...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Someone solved the internet.

submitted 2 days ago • 40 comments

kinda bums me out- some really big accounts stopped posting here because the native algo didn't give them the attention they desired & went back to dedbird. I guess that happens when interaction, replying & reposting drive exposure instead of clicks. sad.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

nothin' to see here, folks... keep movin' thankyouverymuch... gizmodo.com/doge-staffer...

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

ok, fine- but until somebody comes up with a way to make accurate imagery of Elmo running out of air on Mars, we're going to have a problem.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments