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alalli89.bsky.social
(He/Him) The most optimistic doom-scroller this side of the Cascades 🏔️
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Ah. So I see the universe thought we had too much fun yesterday and is starting to course correct back to its usual schedule of horrible news. Sweet.

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So Haliburton REALLY took that “overrated” superlative personal, huh?

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IT’S KNIGHT TIME, SEATTLE! 😎 2025 PWHL Points co-leader, four-time Olympic Medalist and ten-time World Champion Hilary Knight has signed a one-year Standard Player Agreement. 📰 bit.ly/4jE2h…

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W’S. IN. CHAT.

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Tapping No Escalators sign for optimistic reasons rn

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I, for one, welcome our new Kimani Young UConn-overlord

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Me: Enjoying the relatively quiet off-season, seeing occasional UConn updates with the new guys and returners giving me hope for next season The universe, seeing that I’ve been getting a little TOO comfortable:

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Highly recommend to anyone to get Dropout because it’s honestly the best value streamer there is based on content, but DEAR LORD this episode was art from an already amazing season

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I’ve been going in-person to Storm games for 4 years now so I’ve always felt this way, but witnessing the end-game decision making in Climate Pledge today I can safely say this: Noelle Quinn does NOT know ball…

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One of my top “throwing this on to put me in a good mood” albums

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First saw this on IG and all the comments were awesome. Love our fanbase. ❤️

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KENNY 🤣💀🤣

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SHAQ 💀💀💀

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Start of the NBA season: This Knicks/Minnesota trade makes no sense. Guess we’ll have to watch how this plays out throughout the year? Current thoughts: …welp guess that one goes unanswered then 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I’m SO happy someone got this clip, was dying while it was happening live

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Saying “I’ve asked the WNBA for comment” every time I’m slightly inconvenienced from now on

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the carolina hurricanes are 1-12 in conference finals since they decided to laugh in the face of God and wear hartford whalers jerseys for the first time on december 23, 2018 get absolutely fucked, you tobacco road bastards

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notice how he said he's "running" and not "passing" for governor folks,,

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Me: Wow, that was a long day at work. Looking forward to unwind and relax while enjoying this Knicks/Pacers game Obnoxious Pacers lady screaming directly into the crowd noise microphone:

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Oh no did Minnesota just get Bartman’d?

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The Athletic, proven ball-knowers

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the bill that passed last night is the first step on the Republican campaign to completely eradicate trans people if you live in a state with a Dem trifecta, now is the time to get on the ass of your local state reps/senators and get them to pass a law like this so trans people can get their HRT

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Doing a thing today!

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At the Kendrick show in Seattle and DYING that Mustard had to switch off of swag surf to “Some Nights” because no one in the crowd knew what to do 💀

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Letter from a girl in Maine who finished second to a trans athlete in Cross country. I've always thought cross country kids are the best sports athletes. H/t: Craig Calcaterra

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As a certified hater™️ after Miami was knocked out, this has 100% become the most enjoyable post-season for me. Thank you, basketball gods

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AI truly is a terrible thing. Good thing this was AI though, right @lilbonax.bsky.social ?

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@lilbonax.bsky.social please know that what is coming is not personal, friend (it’s only from the place of a petty Heat fan lol)

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Oh damn we got the NBA posting here too?? Hell yeah 😎

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

but i was told seattle is dying, everyone is moving away and nobody wants to live there

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Glad you found your joy in Golden State, Jimmy…dalé

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Jayson Tatum seeing the Celtics win and fight on to see another day in this post-season

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