alefwithhat.bsky.social
Dork by birth, geek by choice, adult English teacher by trade.
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I mean, they pay people to protest, so they assume we do, too. Nah, fam. We just hate seeing Nazis in America.
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Are there people who don't get this? Even my wife who understands 2% of pop culture references has seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Trump gets mental anguish from everything. He's a very sensitive baby boy.
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Democrats are too weak. They pushed weak candidates who lost to Trump twice, and they have no idea hood to stand up to Trump and the GOP. We need Democratic leaders that MAGA is afraid of for their fearlessness. When Trump runs for a third term, Democrats better stop him.
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How do you do anything to a toddler without them crying? MAGAs are a lot like toddlers. They throw temper tantrums over everything little thing.
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Is this poster from 1944?
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How's your brain worm?
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It was his followers that morphed his teaching into a religion. My original point is more tongue-in-cheek alluding to the fact that lots of evil people are remembered, but on reflection, my point may have been optimistic. I made that point months ago.
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ICE needs to be disbanded and all of its officers arrested.
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All brown people are the same to them.
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I mean, it was an offshoot of Judaism. I think it changed a lot when Paul began expanding to non-Jewish people. As soon as there were more non-Jewish people, it started to take on a life of its own.
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Jesus, probably. I should have put "starting a religion" as one of my markers of fame.
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Biden let Trump get away with everything.
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Wait, is this real? That's great!
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Our founding fathers owned slaves and didn't want to pay taxes. We need to make America better.
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Trans people aren't taking away rights. I think they just want to live their lives.
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Please tell me this is satire. I can't live in a world where this isn't satire.
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I'm kind of glad it was my sewage. I feel like I did my part for America.
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Dems: Please respect the law.
GOP: No.
Dems: I'll destroy you with a strongly worded letter!
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Enjoy what you voted for, Ben!
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When was the last time you heard about Signalgate?
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Grandpa rubbed his face in his diaper again.
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Me in November:
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"Guys, my hand exploded after I lit a firework and held only it! Where's your sympathy?!"
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ERR 404: SYMPATHY NOT FOUND
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People are saying, "I feel bad for the Onion. How do you satirize what's happening?" This is how. Well done!
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"I don't understand international trade, but I'm gonna wreck it anyway!"
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Have a shirt I can't wear. It sucks. It's a comfy shirt, too.
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I hope he doesn't run for president. I'm proud to have him as our governor. I'm not ready to share.
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Does anyone outside of his cult not mock him? He dresses like a clown and is clearly a man whose brain melted in 2018. He's the most mockable man alive
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The pansies already folded.
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"You knowing the awful impact we're having on you is bad!"
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Yeah, because the first two accomplished so much. If we can't toss him out, it doesn't matter.
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Lol, like this country still has laws that apply to him!
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I feel bad for the Onion. How do you create a satire of this?
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It's necessary. Democrats suck at being the opposition party we need to protect us. They are the bureaucrat party who are riding on the "not Trump" ticket. Clearly, that messaging isn't working. They need to be the party of the people.
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Doesn't matter now. We've got the guy who openly endorses it.
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At least we sent a strong message to the Democrats and saved Gaza or whatever. Kamala would have killed the economy because the economy is doing great right now. Other stupid messages people said to justify voting orange or staying home. Enjoy the next 3.75 years.
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Or it could mean nothing at all. Dems won't save us.
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Venezuelan spy seagulls
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Didn't we give them our obsolete weapons? The stuff we had to dispose of anyway?
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She wouldn't shoot him. He's not a puppy.
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I'll be there in DC!
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Become friends with Mike Waltz.