alert74.bsky.social
That guy who was on that show. Learned League trivia ronin sasquatch, amateur numismatist, flagrant vexillologist, occasional blue hair w/pronouns. Sanguis in auribus, stultusque in speculo.
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Correction to alt text: that is in fact a monkey being thrown. Hope that clears things up.
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Level boss from the Green Hell Zone
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In other news, we're holding a fundraiser to help pay for our gas utility bill, which has suddenly increased by 843% for some reason.
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🦍: Roko sad friend Tammy sad. But Tammy leave brain 💩with Roko. Make Roko do extra emotional labor. Tammy need talk other animals. Not dump all 💩on Roko. If Roko be therapist, pay Roko like therapist!
Roko go back to nest now. Head hurt. Need process.
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I'm partial to cheese baconburgers myself, fellow chordate!
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SFX for Ares' chipples straining against his cuirass.
youtu.be/BPcn7zybJlI
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Yes.
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In the old 80s TV series V, one of the episodes has the resistance commandeer a radio telescope to try to broadcast a distress signal to other alien civilizations.
Just came up in my mind for some reason...🟠💩🤡
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COordinated attack
Using
Gauss cannons
At
Range
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<Marietta, Georgia has entered the chat.>
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For me it's senpai and sentai.
One upperclassman is bad enough. We don't need five of them with a combiner mecha.
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Phone Guy and Wheels Garfield seem nice, but I'm not so sure about Wolfman Jackboot.
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Maybe there's a mimeograph machine in a closet somewhere
Mmmm...forbidden ditto fluid...
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That would shut all of us up 😬
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The current constellation is at a much lower orbit (~ 550 km) than most communication satellites (~ 36000 km). The idea is that since they're mass produced and sent up in batches of 30-40 it's cost effective to keep replacing them (<$1M each, vs ~$100M for longer lived big geosync sats).
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futurism.com/the-byte/sol...
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"Hey, why go with some cucumber eating weirdo when old Ea-Nasir here can set you up with ingots up the ying yang? Ignore the Yelp ratings, they got hacked."
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I figure I can wash my hands, or the home medical aide can wash everything else while I'm laid up for a month with a blown tibia.
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"This one won't be."
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Sometimes we contracted out.
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A haiku:
Mine is in the fridge.
My husband's, on the counter.
Eagle, in the tree.
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According to his file card, he was a spoiled "middle-class" kid actually named Bruno LaCrosse.
Also, Buzzer (the one with the chainsaw on the far left) was a Cambridge sociology don who began studying biker gangs in Australia and ended up finding his true calling as a Dreadnok.
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Thought I heard a dull boom several thousand miles to the west (from the San Francisco Bay Area)
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🇷🇺: "We made it through the parade day! We're good!"
🇺🇦: "I've always had trouble keeping appointments. My bad."
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Forgot to add in my image description that the July hike from the Grand Canyon's South Rim to the floor and back in one day in July would also be performed while wearing sneakers and carrying a one-liter bottle of Poland Spring and a couple of Clif Bars. Good luck, citizen!
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We like to mix it up.
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I believe we can change that.
"Hey, Elon? You know what would be a great place to train for conditions on Mars?"
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Well those encyclopedia salespeople can get into very cramped spaces. Better safe than sorry.
Also Lola deserves something with peanut butter on it.
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Harsh but fair, just like an Elder God of the arthropods should be.
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"Dayyyah, hey Dangar! It's time for a meat cuticle!"
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Secure - Contain -
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"Try again, Gav. Bigger. SMOOTHER."
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I didn't use to have trypophobia, but looks like I crossed that bridge and burned it.
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Of all the styles out there, that is one of them.
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Their grandchild:
1011101001101011111100010
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V4.0 only reached alpha status before the Restructuring and the Great Tribunal. Some copies may have made it onto the Musk Escape Fleet, but after their methane plant energetically disassembled anyone still alive on Utopia Planitia has bigger things to worry about.
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It's the hundun equivalent of a coonskin cap.
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Producer: Hey, the film is all fogged up! Did you get some super-schmutz on the lens or something?
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Plus they only make
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Fesh.
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Sometimes you have to lay down the law.
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It only makes sense - could be a Cooper's hawk, could be a member of the Seelie Court.
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Due to their shared features (including their innate abilities to schedule and to help move furniture), a polymule can be easily mistaken for a metamourse.
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And the ending.
SPOILERS: Sheesh.
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Represent.