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Worlds Smallest Pussy first alternate
I am your boyfriend’s sleep paralysis demon
She/He/They/Whatever
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This is the first time studying improv has ever had a positive outcome.
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I was there tonight! The emergency break was SCARY.
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The indoor cigarette is really doing it for me.
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Lust is technically a Sin. Please be so careful.
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Me after poppers in the club at 2am.
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Secretariat would be sooo mad if he heard you saying this.
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“He gotta eat the booty like groceries” - this was actually a commentary on our collapsing economy.
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I’m listening 2 u queen ❤️🔥
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Dinner makes me horny all by its self. David Lynch didn’t need to do all that. Flop.
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Let’s PRAY he never finds out about THIS GUY!!
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Call me a Hot Meal, because I get blasted in the microwave every night.
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In this economy, efficiency is the most important thing to me personally as a human woman.
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I love following the rules.