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He's pulled a Mickey Ross! In the correct shirt for it as well. #pafc

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This from Exeter City about a player turning down a contract is quite something! Like a disappointed teacher who is really, really, really disappointed in you.

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Actual footage of the UEFA Europa League Final. Wounded everywhere.

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As a lot of actors/performers end up working as Simulated Patients as it can be a steady source of supplementary income. But you never think getting into it that shaving your chest would be such a regular occurrence.

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The temptation to watch it is growing in the same way that you can't look away from a "Sports Greatest Injuries" video as someone's knee snaps back over their head. I might write a mini-musical about the making of this mini-musical.

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Bring 'em back they have unfinished business! #pafc

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Chris Mason carrying on the tradition of BBC Political Editors being startlingly pompous and disingenuous middle class throbbers.

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Palace winning the FA Cup is great. The shift towards not going pass-for-pass and making it easy for the big boys continues. Should be their job to work hard to win, not for others to take patronising head pats about "Playing the right way" after another defeat.

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Amusing watching the giant Mateta rolling around theatrically whilst Bernardo "Down in Installments" Silva moaning at him without irony. Football ah?

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I think we should go bolder and appoint a 'Head of Overly Officious Lanyard Wearers' and a 'Head of How Long Before You Can Shout "Sit Down!"' #pafc

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David Beckham who took a huge wad of cash to push the PR for human rights abusers seemingly does have a line you can't cross. Just happens to be petty humour at his empty headed expense. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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1. This is Piles Copse, the largest remaining fragment of high-ground temperate rainforest on Dartmoor. It’s a tiny speck of green in a dismal, human-made desert. Prepare yourselves for a story of breathtaking perversity, told in this thread. (There’s a one-page version at the bottom). 🧵

submitted 14 days ago • 64 comments

All that book cooking, all those trips to Guardiola's special doctors and you couldn't breakdown one of the worst teams to grace the Premier League. The sheer entitlement of a team looking to get a point and not letting you steamroller them. The nerve!

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Turning on the TV to find not only classic #DoctorWho but it being Inferno makes for a cracking Saturday morning. Easily a top 10 all time story, intense as hell and the sound design keeps you on edge. The alt Earth helps them do things they couldn't do week-to-week.

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As silly season well and truly kicks off, I am reminded of a guy on the Mayflower in March of '94 after deadline day confidently asserted that Tony Cottee was set to sign from Everton for £350k but McCauley put a stop to it. Richard Landon's Hartlepool hat-trick would never have existed 😥 #pafc

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If Roland Rat isn't the new Pope I'm going to be very angry...

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Trying to work out to what percentage of the home capacity will be season tickets if all taken up. #pafc

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What Trump knows about football you could write on a Tardigrades arse and have room to spare. Also every host nation of a big sporting event ends up in deficit on it. FIFA however... 💰 💰 💰

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Brian O'Blivion talking to Max Renn in Videodrome is oh so close folks. If my family pulled this obscene kind of nonsense on my 'behalf' it better be full of flowery insults, expletives and not a single hint of forgiveness. As per me wishes.

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Inter v Barca is like an old school Play Off game. It just needs a couple of red cards and bog rolls in the goals to complete the look.

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And the Quislings start their glorious version of freedom and a week after the 80th anniversary of Farage's hero topping himself in the bunker then staying to face the music.

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The vast fire on #Dartmoor should alert us to the ecological disaster there. This should not be a fire-prone landscape. Were it not for the elimination of trees by grazing, the vegetation type on the high moor would be temperate rainforest, which is extremely hard to burn. But only specks remain.

submitted 19 days ago • 28 comments

The release lists are just around the corner so opening a book on which ex-player(s) are people most likely call for to be re-signed... #pafc

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Go get him boys! Granted he's no Mark Patterson or Gary Poole but he'd do us a job on a free. #pafc

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Now that's over for a few months, I'm here to Rank My Relegations. Now that I've experienced 7 of the beggars I thought I'd try and make sense of them... I haven't but still I tried. My criteria is nothing more scientific than my own damn gut and recollections. #pafc 🧵

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

This moron and his ilk are already killing people and you also know they're going to be making money off it. "Our snake oil, your death, our profits. Oh and would you like a funeral plan for little Jimmy?"

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Today is about two parachutes. One that drops us to League One making it less bumpy than it looked in Dec. The other is a team who were boosted by a payment for a relegation that is more than our turnover. Championship isn't the best league in the world, it's the most wilfully unbalanced. #pafc

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Been a massive pain in their arse, they're currently reduced to play acting. The ref is giving strong vibes of a man who would run as a councillor whose sole drive is going around town measuring walls that are slightly too tall for local regulations. Also hates trees. #pafc

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Today's walk to Home Park will be soundtracked by some defiant cynicism. #pafc

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In two minds about going tomorrow. It could be a glorious two-finger salute denying Leeds a title in our last Championship game for a while... It could also turn obnoxious and toxic, especially with unwanted home guests. My tolerance for that kind of atmos is a lot lower than it used to be. #pafc

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Muslic sounds frustrated at the dallying from above. At times they do give the impression that they move at a glacial pace. Screw this summer up as well and what goodwill remains in some quarters will be severely tested. #pafc

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