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Actor, filmmaker and animator. Professional grotesque. Lamentations and surreal musings upon ones football team may occur.
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Wandering the streets with Dewsnip shouting "FA Elite coaches for hire!" perhaps?
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Tell me when the funeral is Nick and I'll send a very generic condolences card.
No surprise the man who helped sell out a country then scraper wouldn't see the problem in theft of creativity.
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Yeah against Bournemouth in the FA Cup. One of them came off his arse as he closed down the keeper.
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Yeah keeps another of the old school grounds around when too many have been flattened.
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It's planned to now be the women's team permanent home ground.
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My favourite are the "Oh I boil my raw milk before I drink it" crowd. Just hold on one dang minute...
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Houghton being offered a contract is a strange one.
Unless it's an offer of the type that Wilson turned down a couple of seasons ago, some scraggy one-year thing.
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Exeter and Cardiff will certainly push to the limit. Reading and Charlton good numbers and Luton if doing well could perhaps. Rovers going down does reduce another big following.
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I tried subtracting the average away League One attendance plus our previous excessive segregation policy to find out pure home capacity then my brain fried...
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I'm all for the abolition of the World Cup. I'm actually all for the complete abolition of international football, I also realise I am in a minority on this issue.
If this fucks FIFA up I'm all for it on this occasion.
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RFK Jr specials only. Name an illness and they'll give it to the doll.
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The time honoured tradition of "Sacked in the morning" sign language.
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Does provide you with a better story than a 0-0.
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Adams certainly did have some quite extraordinary streaks of good form and horrific form. Also no Sonny Bradley left a very massive hole at the back. Him and Brent is not an era I look back on fondly even with a promotion, just wasn't my vibe.
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7. 91/92
My first ever game at Argyle was the last one of this season, as a result is rock bottom but didn't stop me going evidently. David 'Bastard' Speedie. Now has Kenny Dalglish ever thanked us? Has he? Just bloody once in his days since? Anything? Hmmm? Ah? WELL?! Has he f... #pafc
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6. 10/11
Peter Reid pays the gas bill. It had the Wright-Phillips and Noone combination which was lethal. Then administration struck, 10 points away and the football vultures picked at the corpse on the cheap. Brad, Craig and Jack Stephens went for peanuts. Utterly miserable. #pafc
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5. 09/10
A miserable end to our Championship run of 6 seasons, to Sturrock's time and it even claimed Paul Mariner. When you are employing a club legend to get out of a hole it's always a bad sign. Financial ruin was on the horizon and hurtling towards us like a bad dose of the trots. #pafc
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4. 18/19
Avoidable. I was not a Derek Adams fan and his excuses this season were comedy. Injuries? It's ALL the fault of the coach we travel in. 2 up front? We tried it in training briefly and then I shoved another up front for 20mins, it didn't work what more could I have done? Accrington. #pafc
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3. 97/98
As Corazzin banged them in, Mick Jones insisted that Simon Collins could play up front - he couldn't. The "Will he, won't he" over Phil Starbuck wasn't worth the effort. Danny O'Hagan reappearing. Earl Jean, Padi Wilson & Barry Conlon, the cows arse was not bothered by their banjos. #pafc
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2. 24/25
This kind of had echoes of 94/95. Watching an England legend completely blow-it and the assistant leaving. Hammerings. Oh the hammerings. A chairman getting defensive, the board seemingly learnt nothing the year before. Always have Liverpool and saw some fight eventually. #pafc
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1. 94/95
A bin fire, in a skip fire, in a building fire, in a nuclear meltdown. Have made a long thread about it - Shilton, McGovern, Swan, McCauley, 1-5 consecutive home defeats, 7-0 at Brentford, the Mickeys Evans, Ross and Quinn! The whole smegging lot was a glorious cock-up. #pafc