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She/her. Equal-opportunity nose-booper, slow runner, and citizens for boysenberry jam fan. Jeans are appropriate beachwear | 13.1 x 8 | 26.2 x 1
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Could the screaming cats down the street maybe take it elsewhere?

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Full of soup.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I didn’t cry in my therapy appointment today did I even therapy correctly???

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Doing the group run after work tomorrow because it’s ending at the good pizza place by Pete’s house, which means I do not have to get up at 5am tomorrow morning. 🏆

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

no i do not have time for your crisis right now, prn client!!!

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

next month i want to work on ONE project and then I will just have ONE line on my timesheet for 160 hours instead of over 600 lines. fucking bulks. my head is spinning

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

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submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Avoiding looking at my work email because I don't want to see a dumb response from the person at the AZ liquor dept. V. profesh of me.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 18 hours ago • 71 comments

Dawn should be six hours long. Absolutely nothing better than sitting with a cup of coffee in bed while the sun is coming up.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

To nobody’s surprise, starting dad’s eulogy is even harder than starting his obituary. Can I just read six Mary Oliver poems in succession instead?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment