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Self care tastes like strawberries and is laced with 20 mgs of thc

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

Where’s @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

We wanted them to have healthcare and a high paying job and a planet to live on and freedom. They want us to suffer. The parties are not the same.

submitted 15 days ago • 495 comments

Don’t forget to buy your wife batteries today so she can finish herself tonight.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 21 days ago • 744 comments

submitted 27 days ago • 55 comments

Just imagine you were a woman who was trying to be the head of the dept of defense and you had 7 kids from 3 different men, been carried out drunk from multiple work gatherings and had a NDA and a settlement to quiet someone… I’m sure republicans would defend her, right?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 41 days ago • 247 comments

If you don't 100% unequivocally support trans rights, unfollow me. You will find no comfort here.

submitted 41 days ago • 273 comments

Brilliant.

submitted 41 days ago • 66 comments

Hi lovely people, this is Greg’s niece/goddaughter. He was truly a force. Thank you all for your kind words.

submitted 41 days ago • 30 comments

As best you can, ignore him.

submitted 43 days ago • 3558 comments

submitted 43 days ago • 391 comments

Same. I’ve never been intimidated by, felt threatened by or been creeped out by a trans person. Ever.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. urge us to do as we celebrate his life and legacy? Press On.

submitted 44 days ago • 758 comments

"It's too cold, we have to move it inside, so the rodent on my head doesn't freeze to death"

submitted 46 days ago • 6 comments

Guy: What that mouth do? Me: [Burps ABCs]

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

What’s up @khlamydiacolada.bsky.social

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

Remember that white supremacist Richard Spencer? Last I saw was him getting punched by a guy on the street. That's a good ending for white supremacists. Get punched and never heard from again.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Pssst. 11th Circuit. You up?

submitted 51 days ago • 100 comments

Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.

submitted 64 days ago • 619 comments

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The wrong one-term former president died.

submitted 66 days ago • 23 comments

Stop overthinking. Relax your jaw. That’s right. Unhinge it. Swallow yourself whole. You deserve it.

submitted 65 days ago • 12 comments

Honest. Decent. Principled. A Lifetime of Selfless Service. #ThankYouJimmyCarter 🙏

submitted 66 days ago • 1132 comments