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alexblagg.bsky.social
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it would just be horrible if this started happening everywhere all of the time

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

i’d say six months feels like a fair amount of time for anyone still driving a Tesla to get rid of it before it’s open season for the “Mario Kart Luigis” of the world just start vandalizing them on sight

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

personally I think it’s an honor and a privilege to be destroyed by the whims of dumb self-dealing billionaires

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

drake in the studio desperately trying to think of stuff that rhymes with ‘bootcut jeans’

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

now that trump has taken over the Kennedy Center you gotta admit it WILL be kinda funny when greg gutfeld is awarded the mark twain prize for american humor

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I deeply miss the comedy of overzealous ushers trying to be funny before a movie at the Arclight

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

drake now has kendrick right where he wants him

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

the Wellness Grifter Alert Index levels in LA are still dangerously high

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

by this time next year the American social safety net will be just begging Mr. Beast for succor

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

seeing Cybertrucks everywhere now

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

City of LA deciding who does and doesn’t get emergency phone alerts

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

submitted 53 days ago • 183 comments

I like this app Watch Duty because it sounds like i’m jon snow doing something noble and not just desperately tapping back and forth between apps liked a frightened possum trying to figure out if my house is about to burn down

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

merry christmas luigi

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

“it’s a-me, the natural karmic endpoint of death cult capitalism!”

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

honestly never had a meal at McDonalds that made me feel like “you know what, I need to do right by CEOs”

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

mets could have saved all that money and paid me like $25K to help them lose to the dodgers

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

the Sackler family’s security team right now

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Just made a compilation of my first five “Architect Who Designed New York” vids, they are funny and I am proud of them Not a bad way to spend less than five minutes imo:

submitted 89 days ago • 6 comments

if they ever do catch the shooter, I can’t even imagine the lecture he’s gonna get from barack obama

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I already ate 13 oreos and unfollowed the dalai lama on instagram today, what the fuck have you done

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

instead of scolding people online for making jokes about a dead health insurance CEO perhaps you should consider voting for Bernie Sanders in 2016

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

murdering healthcare CEOs works

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

lee pace is just always so winning

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

absolutely praying our AI-powered surveillance state can bring the healthcare CEO slayer to justice

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

should I start smoking meth or become US Secretary of Defense

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

but why would anyone want to shoot the CEO of a giant health insurance company

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

henry david thoreau was straight up wrong as I happen to lead a life of loud obnoxious desperation

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

just became nostalgic for the part of the pandemic when I only listened to fleetwood mac’s “storms” for like three straight weeks

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

TFW playing a stripper in a Christmas movie makes Chad Michael Murray fall in love with dance

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t want to do standup comedy but I do want to get owned by a heckler

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

ME: *completely overwhelmed as the swirling chaos of the world engulfs me from every direction* THE INTERNET: sandwiches are out there just waiting to kill you

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

🎶 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the Folie à Deux 🎶

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

ready for RFK Jr. to hurry up and kill us already

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

this could be my HEAT

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 109 days ago • 2412 comments

these past few days have been depressing, but at least the holiday season is almost upon us so we can cozy up with new Christmas classics like Red One, a 200 million dollar The Rock vehicle that reimagines the North Pole as a dystopian Amazon fulfillment center

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

one thing I miss about twitter/X is over there when my thoughts were met with total indifference I could at least tell myself it’s because I was shadowbanned

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

i’d almost forgotten what it’s like to live with a steady drumbeat of news alerts where every time you take a nap you wake to the news that Donald Trump has chosen Skeletor as Secretary of the Interior

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

me hard at work perfecting my new TV pitch for a marketplace that no longer exists

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

if jake paul beats mike tyson he should be allowed to fight martha stewart for the title

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

when god closes a Democrat fundraising text she opens a marketing message for therapy

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

700 million?! I mean shohei is a good ballplayer, but it’s not like he came up with the idea to rebrand HBO as “Max”

submitted 449 days ago • 0 comments

fellas imagine being so cuffed your girl got you building a snowman and pretending he is parson brown

submitted 450 days ago • 0 comments

i’ll take three panera lemonades, please

submitted 452 days ago • 1 comment

ANALYSIS: I already have more followers on Threads therefore it is superior to Bluesky and the future of text-based social media

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments