alexcapaldi.bsky.social
Currently in the southeast US
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We learned by getting close, then making a lot of mistakes until we found it. Then it all somehow got stored in our brains. Also thing like “you know that small red brick store a few blocks from Brian’s house? It’s near there. But you turn left instead of right by the gas station.”
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You should join the NRA with guns like those?
Follow me for more great dad jokes!
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It’s Cleveland! At least we’re not Dee-troit!!
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They’re from the same hometown as Marilyn Manson and me. Everyone seemed to have a story about running in to either of them at the mall.
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Baseball IS life.
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Sounds like they’ll need more treats and belly rubs.
I’ll be right over.
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It’s super easy to do when the end is only two days away. Try it for at least two years straight and then let’s talk.
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You’re being kind to whomever does the dishes!
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Can you trade him in for a new kid?
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Weird. My lead has wallpaper. But it’s tacky 1980’s wallpaper.
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There are always exceptions. And this is one of them.
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We had one of the prototypes in Secret Headquarters! It’s was pretty cool to see it up close.
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Good thing they didn’t end up at your neighbors house.
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At least 7 or 8 gallons an hour?
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My daughter once thought I was 20.
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You should fix that!
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As long as it doesn’t turn in to Malort.
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And giving a toy or treat to a crying kid may teach them crying = reward. It solves the ‘problem’ now, but doesn’t teach them how to manage their emotions. Also extremely important to consider is what works for one kid may not work for another.
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Oh fuck yeah!!👍
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Agreed, scale the size of the plane to the appropriate age for a kid. Single-digit age = single engine plane.
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As I younger Gen X I love doing this. We had to wait in line for concert tickets. CDs came out on Tuesdays!!!! If we ordered something from a store it took a minimum of two weeks for delivery!!
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According to our realtor we live in an “old house”. The house was built in ‘83, the same year my wife was born. That did NOT go over well with her.
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Isn’t that a Honda Wag-o-van?
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Which recipe do you use? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Words cannot express the disappointment.
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Give him one treat per tab and he’ll change his tune.
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In all seriousness, you should be able to take a pic with your phone and then use the internet to tell you more. On the iPhone you have to click the ‘I’ at the bottom in the middle.
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My guess is plants. Yup. Those are totally plants.
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There’s one in my neighborhood. It’s the only vehicle parked in its driveway and it’s still wrong.
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In da clerb, we all family.
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marón!
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I would like a revelation like that.
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Show off. 🤓
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We need to have a discussion about the amount of treats you give him. Word on the street is he is deserving more. Ok?
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I usually thankful when people pay attention to the ‘Cleve. But not like this.
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As a Gen X’er I refuse to use a water bottle. Instead I carry a garden hose with me everywhere I go.
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Some day I hope to work with Peter Capaldi so I can pretend I’m related to him.
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Did you know the ice cream truck only plays music when it’s out of ice cream??
True story.
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Same here.
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That’s fan-tastic!
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Thanks.
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$10 says a lot of the other moms are thinking “should I dye my hair red? I wonder if I still have my old (insert emo band name here) T-shirt somewhere?”
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I’m not on the ‘Tok so when I see ‘breaking news’ on here or IG I assume it’s already two days old.
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I have garbanzo beans but I Love chick peas! 🤓
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Tomato, basil, and cheese! What more could one ask for??!?
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Those are definitely cats. You should let them inside!
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Going one step further, there are some accounts I follow that I will not engage with for fear of being put on a list.
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I’d let you borrow mine but I can’t find it.