alexkaloostian.bsky.social
💻Desktop engineer @ MIT Lincoln Laboratory, ☠️forsaken rogue, 👨👩👦👦father of two. 📚Master of Tsundoku. 🐦⬛Birds arent real. 🏳️⚧️Protect trans kids and 👊punch nazis.
I’ll eat that pickle if you don’t want it.
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Alien. Everyone but the Alien.
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It’s stupid how amazing this woman is.
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This is pointless. the issue isn't ending corruption, it's that people have different definitions of what corruption IS.
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I wasnt sure how the Bluesky algorithm feels about Your mom jokes, but it looks like we're about to find out together. *cracks knuckles*
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“One chord is fine. Two chords are pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz”
-Lou Reed
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Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey…
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Probably more child molesters in his cabinet too
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I feel you! When your kid has a chronic illness, any normal 5 day week is "A win"
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If you are ALWAYS experiencing higher than normal call volume, then this is IN FACT normal call volume.
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the 90s peaked here.
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its like when youre eating elbow macaroni and four of them are stuck together so you get this big chewy blob. but theyre all big chewy blobs.
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im usually done by now, my brokerage is taking too damn long
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What we SHOULD be doing is asking ourselves what is wrong with our government for allowing a LION in the fucking HOSPITAL in the first place.
There should not be any need for lions up in here, y'all.
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"Hey Sam, they're not slow."
"Yes they motherufckin are!!!"
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Even her greatest work is just 1000 pages of "Im taking my ball and going home."
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Im so sorry you're having to deal with shit like this.
But also I hope this serves as a warning to other creators- if you're making your living on someone else's platform, you aren't in control. you MUST have a plan B and hopefully a plan C and D. This can happen too easily and at any time.
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Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.
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Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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"Did they contract for us that, with folded arms, we should expect that justice and mercy from brutal and inflamed invaders which have been denied to our supplications at the foot of the throne?"
--John Adams
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January:
Wolves of the Calla (King),
Battlefield Cyber,
Left Hand of Darkness,
The Great Gatsby,
The Federalist Papers
February:
Basic Training (Vonnegut)
and now into Slaughterhouse Five