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[WILSON FISK VOICE.] To achieve… GREATNESS… People must… WORK TOGETHER… I thought we… AGREED on this… And YET… I look to our… CHORE WHEEL…

Genuinely appalling and revealing how much more thorough, thoughtful and well-researched the videogame speedrunning community has been in evaluating Elon Musk's claims than the tech press or DC political press youtu.be/z1ykCc588Zw?...

Someday I will be able to see or hear Doja Cat without thinking “she in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!” but not yet

check out this 🔥 essay from 1973 which already makes all of the same points we are making about how hollow and undesirable a car-dependent society is.

The Palestinians and their supporters didn't create our current predicament. It's a convenient, counterproductive deflection to lay the blame at their feet, and given the degree of destruction and suffering they've endured, it's also sadistic.

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading

They should invent an opposition party

my guess is a DraftKings commercial with the phrase When Harry Bet Sally, with the diner scene after winning a parlay

pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people

Keep thinking about how David Zaslav can't figure out a way to make money off of superheroes, Bugs Bunny, and Sesame Street

what a truly inspired way to make a starter pack, I’m in awe go.bsky.app/44frD6x

Okay, now that we're thinking about Substack and both its cultural influence and its business model, can I walk you all through the economics? Because they make no sense, and we can use that to predict how things are going to go... (Caution:🧵)

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A lot of people have shared this poem over the past week. It’s a sentiment I think about a lot, especially now. I hope everyone is doing what they need to take care of themselves. One step at a time. One day at a time.

sorry i think that aoc post about finding joy or whatever sent me into a little bit of a doom spiral, real "celebrities sing 'imagine' off key as fuck over a zoom call" vibes

Hmm.

Imagine this guy just completely wrecking your shit, he sends your pitch 800 feet away and trots around the bases and then he’s like boom check this out and throws a fastball by your ass. You’ve eaten nothing but dried beef anus for three weeks straight - this is the height of America

gotta go to this fuckass play in like 10 minutes. apparently the president is gonna be there, so that's kinda cool at least

this is the perfect reaction image to something and i won't know what it is until the moment i need it

works good

Incredible. Bandai released a stupid Gunpla NFT metaverse thing, but they didn’t secure or encrypt the files…so there are now just full-on trade-secret CAD files out there of MG kits, including unreleased ones, ready for 3D printing or bootlegging

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the misinfo on the other site is just out of control. thousands of propaganda and disinfo accounts spamming lies every minute. every credible news source post has a half dozen identical community notes citing total bullshit. the scale if it is overwhelming

Support human artists, don’t buy AI generated covers.

this is Epstein shit to me

"I'll love myself when I'm more accomplished/more attractive/more financially secure" - My dumb ass

(1/2) Just thinkin' my little thoughts under late-stage capitalism

Only racism, denuded American Christianity, and good ol' American provincial ignorance keep the Save the Children moms from realizing that the adrenochrome factory is just some Tanzanian factory town where babies are worked to death to provide Nestle Crunch, approved by the US Supreme Court.