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Just saw a lady bite a purse

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Goodwill Finds: 1. Doll with stabbed out eyes.

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Go Storm

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lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

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My doctor changed my diagnosis to "Endocrine Disorder" in November without me asking--because he saw the writing on the wall. Ask your doctors to do the same--Just to protect your access to life-saving medication.

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Is that...? Bah gawd! That's Paint Map's music! THEY'RE BAAAACK. It's Memorial Day Weekend, so expect heavy traffic everywhere. While we pause most of our road work during the holiday weekend, you should expect delays because there's (gestures broadly) a LOT happening.

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They are going to sell a billion of these things

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Congrats to all Republicans and 16 Democrats for passing the Bribing The President Is Legal Now Act. A cool side effect of this bill is it makes it considerably easier for your kid to buy fentanyl-laced narcotics from a new class of predators on Minecraft, also likely created by this bill.

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I'm gonna need a new sign.

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Liberals are the funniest people in the universe because they have no idea how ridiculous they are

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Okay, there IS one circumstance where a plantation wedding photoshoot would be cool. But you have to be fast

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Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

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Hockey Punch!

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Live now for our Death Stranding marathon for our cat Bruce's medical fund. Watch here: Twitch.tv/gameonysus Donate here: tiltify.com/@gameonysus/personal/bruces-medical-bills

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Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

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[struggling to remember what knicks fans say] beep beep

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Oh no rip

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It's kind of wild that Chicago gained a wild amount of "city points" out of nowhere last week.

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resistLib accounts also consistently refuse to use alt text even when asked over and over. anyway, your periodic reminder that accessibility is antifascist and refusing to provide accessibility when it is clearly within your means to do so is anti-antifascist.

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AJ Pierzynski, announcing tonight's Cubs vs Mets game and they showed this clip. Pierzynski "I was catching that game. The pope knows who I am."

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Could not agree more! My book, Saving Apartheid: White Internationalism at the End of the Cold War, traces exactly this transatlantic connection between apartheid and the American right from 1980 to 1994. Out with Columbia University Press late 2025/early 2026!

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This has been FRYING me all morning 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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holy crap a friend just sent me this, dude was randomly on the fox broadcast of game 1 of the '05 world series

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Amazing. Pope Leo (top left corner) at a 2005 White Sox World Series game at U.S. Cellular Field. chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...

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THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

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American Pope? Indulgences are back in a major way, folks!

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All Chicago teams better have Papal alternates in the works

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VILLANOVA POPE

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AMERICAN POPE Everyone is going to hate that lololol

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White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.

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White House: Hey guys, I have a big announcement. Please tune in. Vatican:

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Woj would have the name already

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UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

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It's pope time

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Sherman tank, welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social

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Hey this sucks!

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Has anybody written a piece on the REAL ID saga? The original deadline was like 2008.

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Go Sonics

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