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the guy who couldn't put legs on an mmo character is gonna "turn warfighters into technomancers" for sure

submitted 15 hours ago • 14 comments

Redirecting federal law enforcement to focus on the lowest crime-rate subpopulation is pro-crime policy.

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

The restaurant at work that's closed on my in office days is surprise-opening for lunch today.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

The only ppl who think this is normal are the terminally online across the political spectrum who are no longer capable of understanding the fact that the most maladjusted people that they encounter online are not actually representative of the offline world writ large

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

whoever did the advance work for this Kash Patel interview is about to find themselves with a one-way ticket to Guantanamo

submitted 1 day ago • 233 comments

If we had a real mayor, he'd tell all New York City public school kids to shoot a bunch of Tik Tok videos dragging Sean Duffy for being afraid to take the same subway they ride without incident every day.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

HEY WHATS UP HELL—oh my gosh is that really the Rockies record

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Just saw a lady bite a purse

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Goodwill Finds: 1. Doll with stabbed out eyes.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Go Storm

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

submitted 6 days ago • 1230 comments

My doctor changed my diagnosis to "Endocrine Disorder" in November without me asking--because he saw the writing on the wall. Ask your doctors to do the same--Just to protect your access to life-saving medication.

submitted 7 days ago • 24 comments

Is that...? Bah gawd! That's Paint Map's music! THEY'RE BAAAACK. It's Memorial Day Weekend, so expect heavy traffic everywhere. While we pause most of our road work during the holiday weekend, you should expect delays because there's (gestures broadly) a LOT happening.

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

They are going to sell a billion of these things

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Congrats to all Republicans and 16 Democrats for passing the Bribing The President Is Legal Now Act. A cool side effect of this bill is it makes it considerably easier for your kid to buy fentanyl-laced narcotics from a new class of predators on Minecraft, also likely created by this bill.

submitted 10 days ago • 172 comments

I'm gonna need a new sign.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Liberals are the funniest people in the universe because they have no idea how ridiculous they are

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

Okay, there IS one circumstance where a plantation wedding photoshoot would be cool. But you have to be fast

submitted 13 days ago • 28 comments

Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

submitted 14 days ago • 340 comments

Hockey Punch!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Live now for our Death Stranding marathon for our cat Bruce's medical fund. Watch here: Twitch.tv/gameonysus Donate here: tiltify.com/@gameonysus/personal/bruces-medical-bills

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

submitted 15 days ago • 517 comments

[struggling to remember what knicks fans say] beep beep

submitted 17 days ago • 37 comments

Oh no rip

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

It's kind of wild that Chicago gained a wild amount of "city points" out of nowhere last week.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

resistLib accounts also consistently refuse to use alt text even when asked over and over. anyway, your periodic reminder that accessibility is antifascist and refusing to provide accessibility when it is clearly within your means to do so is anti-antifascist.

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

AJ Pierzynski, announcing tonight's Cubs vs Mets game and they showed this clip. Pierzynski "I was catching that game. The pope knows who I am."

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

Could not agree more! My book, Saving Apartheid: White Internationalism at the End of the Cold War, traces exactly this transatlantic connection between apartheid and the American right from 1980 to 1994. Out with Columbia University Press late 2025/early 2026!

submitted 19 days ago • 36 comments

This has been FRYING me all morning 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 20 days ago • 236 comments

holy crap a friend just sent me this, dude was randomly on the fox broadcast of game 1 of the '05 world series

submitted 20 days ago • 26 comments

Amazing. Pope Leo (top left corner) at a 2005 White Sox World Series game at U.S. Cellular Field. chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...

submitted 20 days ago • 150 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 16 comments

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

submitted 21 days ago • 284 comments

American Pope? Indulgences are back in a major way, folks!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

All Chicago teams better have Papal alternates in the works

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

VILLANOVA POPE

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

AMERICAN POPE Everyone is going to hate that lololol

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

White House: Hey guys, I have a big announcement. Please tune in. Vatican:

submitted 21 days ago • 9 comments

Woj would have the name already

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

submitted 21 days ago • 75 comments

It's pope time

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments