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alezander.bsky.social
my son dragged me across the coals
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Dumb ass senator did dump and pump

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Star wars, marvel and harry potter are all complete shit

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The pope was 88?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

["From the behind the scenes documentary chronicling the lives of the Farting Bradbury's"] Anus Bradbury enters the bedroom where his wife Bunghole Diarrhea is knitting some socks. Anus shits himself farting.

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Invented a product, not checking if it exists. "Scruboptimal"

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Can't reach discord, to shitpost, feeling frustration and full of ideas

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From Stalingrad to Berlin. And every Disco I get in, my heart is pumping for love, pumping for love

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The American regime has contacted Russian social media experts to wage a campaign of misinformation against the cardinals responsible for selecting the next pope. The aim, to elect a dumb shithead as the next pope.

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It would appear Trump shares Erdogan's view on the relationship between interest rates and inflation.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Chunk Zoomer

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I guess you've never heard of ostrobothnia huh

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing a teapot on my head . I'm an influencer

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Persepoliksen kukkuloilla, paska haisee ja reikä on rakkuloilla

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MCU lmao, jaja

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Thinking about my favorite suicide girls, smelly suicide, oven suicide and Pedro Tarzana

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Dumbledore? More like dismal bore. Harry potter sucks

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about getting a huge tattoo all over my body of some chinese dragon float type thing or something idk.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If I were a professional cyclist, I would freak the other riders out by eating human shit from those little pockets on the back of the shirt.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Might as well call my missus, Mrs. Bra

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow, discovering a necromancer who farts, is fun to me

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submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Stop making up names, just choose one that no one you know has and be done with it

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing my tiger print trousers today, big day

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The people who were behind the art decider turned out to be a group of post grad aesthetics majors, who had to be put down sadly

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Thrice pantsed man

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Need to shite real bad, bbiab

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Grok, pull my cock of with tweezers

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I love the new Apple iBook Pro, it is so expensive

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I was promoted to First Lord of the Admiralty for my good moves and fart resilient trousers. Praise me.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

My son Batman Pulitzer is a self made man , unlike my son Superman Leisure Suit

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I'm traveling to a quaint Korean seaside town to rediscover my hatred for capitalism

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Low kick, fart, high kick, fart, roundhouse shart

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Jappen had enorma gummi daisare när vi spela säbä i saaluhalli grottan, o när man rörd vi han så skrek han "Puta int på mina daisare satans runko"

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