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alezander.bsky.social
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Working in the porno business of jacking off

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One day I hope to be unperturbed

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Imagining Musk tweeting about the necessity of nuking Finland and calling critics the r-word. Have to imagine it because if it happens I'll be dead!

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shouting into the void

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We live in fuck world i guess, the shittiest world

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If we can just tip Ken Bone over...we can win...

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What is Ken B one up to nowadays

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I yelled Fucknugget at my pet until it relented and pretended it's its name

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Employing high accuracy projectiles to target my balls is a bitch ass move

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BIG FART BUNGEETUS

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I don't love IT when it's about gatekeeping information, subscriptions for trivial solutions and poorly written tutorials that raise more questions than they answer

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bonafide hustler farting in shame.

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They call me the burgundy temptress and I am globally reviled

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Things have made a lot more sense after I learned about Elon's botched penis implant that makes his dick roll up on him like a slapwrap if he gets too excited

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Ah, of course

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A cadre of mysterious ruffians have singled me out for martial combat

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I would and have fucked the pope

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just kidding, nobody sees my posts

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When Finland becomes part of Russia following the Lavrov Rubio pact, I will be hunted down by rugged men of the kaukasus and killed for my posts. But it was wroth it.

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I think Marco Rubio gave Sergei Lavrov a "sloppy blowjob" during their rendezvous in Riad :P suckle suckle, chortle chortle heheh,

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Just imagining the rage Trump feels when he sees BioMETRICS on his phone, I'm sipping from a cool glass of vino tinto, which for you American types is Wine. Heh.

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Unlike some of my European brethren, I've been choosing English (United Kingdom) over the yank version for almost 10 years now

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Oh I’m so sorry, but I can see how you would get confused. When I said I wanted to meet someone who listens to electroswing, I meant more in a taking notes in my field journal way.

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Contemplating the beatles, safri duo and modern talking. The ceiling for European music is so high.

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Han fiser från sitt anus, det är en mustig fjärt

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certain magnitudes and their relation seem impossible for some people to decipher

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Turning your toddler's er visit into a post is so fucking goated man

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Ribbentrop and Molotov are meeting.

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Jo, jag sjunger, den pruttande prästen Fridolf!

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Excellent thumb nail dude

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A HunterSeeker eviscerated my balls at Prisma Mylly in Raisio

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A classic genius move is to have a quack remove your own intestines while threatening to invade the actual doctors.

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The Pinkerton's would never catch me.

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Yeah, you're the king alright, king of the toilet. I say while slamming the lid down on another huge turd.

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I'm gathering a crew of bruisers to mug, harass and violently assault Scamerican tourists in Europe. I speak for a lot of us here and we are fed up. The reckoning is coming.

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dont show me strombolian eruptions you Godless pervert

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A minor fiend called called Hunt's Goblin has pummeled my ballsack with vicious uppercuts

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