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alienkreeper.bsky.social
I'm here to be a whole problem.
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I feel like this font and color scheme don't fit the message.

Weird spoons.

Og gamers know.

I want whatever existence is going on in the mind of William Defoe. He's having much more fun with his mental bullshit than I am and I want in on that.

This pen is fancy.

The lady was owned by my paternal grandparents and the family was owned by my birth father. I have very little information on the lady and nothing on the family.

Last chilly weather for a long time.

A cicada on my car.

It's pretty much not going to get better from here. So, that being said, let's just go full Thunderdome.

My job gave me a Stanley cup and I turned it into an art project.

Life sucks when you're horny af and not a soul will help. It's awful.

Take a bite out of crime.

I got the cutest free sample.

You can get out.

I can't be the only one who finds out about ancient torture practices an think "OK, that's going way to far, but I see why it was reasonable in the moment".

if you have no idea what the 1980s was like...

I use to eat this.

Look at this weak ass bitch! #trumpisaweakassbitch

I want to be one!

I got these in about 7th grade.

My favorite style of hair brush this is probably indestructible.

I don't know much about Jelly Roll, but he looks like someone who writes music for people who have ICE on speed dial.

I'm trying them.

I despise AI and Chat GPT in such ways that it's almost irrational.

Me too. #baseball

We lost a Beach Boy.

RIP Sly.

I realized something on my way home. With having a smart scale that links to an app, I have turned myself into a giga pet.

Got a free bathroom scale.

I'm being called out.

I'm horny, feral, and in my 40s.

I know it's not a perfect rainbow, but happy pride.

Smashed flat and fit in your toaster can sound dirty.

I hot my hair trimmed for the first in forever. It's odd how something so small changed my day.

It's not much, but pride in my home all the time

Am I a dirty old lady at this point?

We were a proper society

Free samples

I'm bad at advice. I'm the type who would tell you to just go full out and post nudes online. Hell, it has occasionally worked for me.

#happypride

Checkmate gamers