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Remember when David Brooks thought you needed a master's degree to order a sandwich. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cou...

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DAVID BROOKS: I hated three-quarters of what the Third Reich did, but it possessed one quality I can’t help but admire: the trains always ran on time

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must be nice to sleep so peacefully you fuck

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"Now that we wrecked the economy, made home ownership impossible, and have depression level inflation, everyone poor, have babies! I'm the fertilization president. Give birth, so much birth. Have babies for dead relatives, for all the clergy who can't fuck, this is how we make America great again.'

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Hey look at this 100% new way of trying to promote your brand as a Democrat! Which is to bow down weakly, meekly to Republicans and adopt all their bullshit. Man, I’ve only seen it approx 700,000 times before over my entire quite-long lifetime. So new, so fuckin cool.

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"Folks, 'Hope Florida' isn't a charity, it's a feeling. A vibe. A headspace, if you will. It's akin to meeting a dozen jesters on DMT. Also? Jesus told me to, so therefore I'm wrapped in a magic Jesus shield. No more questions." -Casey DeSantis, defending stealing $10 million from Florida taxpayers

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If all you know is that a cadre of billionaire charlatans became so deranged by their immense wealth that they broke the country that made it possible in the first place then you have a more sophisticated understanding of modern American politics than the average person

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this cat just knocked down a painting from my wall, broke a vase, knocked over a plant, and scratched up my chair but am I angry, no, because so insanely adorable

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

being this openly happy the pope died is genuinely crazy there’s no way her base supports this behavior

submitted 3 days ago • 557 comments

The original name of Arby's was Arbyss. Come for all the meats, stay for the existential dread.

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How soulless do you need to be to become a Jewish Nazi? Let’s ask Stephen Miller…

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In 1975 'All in the Family' aired an episode in which Edith's friend, a female impersonator, is the victim of a fatal hate crime. Story telling was artful, a gay female impersonator was front and center, and not a single complaint received. Imagine the backlash if it aired in 2025, 50 years later.

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pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good

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going on nextdoor to accuse my neighbors of being members of opus dei

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Great. Now I have to live in constant fear that I'm named the next Pope.

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when I was a little girl, everybody said I couldn't be the pope. but here I am, wearing a dope as fuck hat judging the shit of everybody

submitted 152 days ago • 11 comments

BREAKING: Pope Francis Dies at 88, Leaves Pete Hegseth's Signal Chat

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Not very catholic of you to kill the pope bro

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Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt theonion.com/pope-fr...

submitted 4 days ago • 75 comments

and he was never seen again

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

first things first: the next pope should fuck

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Look, things could be worse. ... ... ... Just give me a minute. I'm sure some examples'll come to mind...

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Pope Francis met JD Vance, then died. Honestly, most relatable a pope's ever been.

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you love to see it

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly, me too.

submitted 5 days ago • 262 comments

the most cruel administration of all time. them being this outwardly evil genuinely might be their downfall in the end

submitted 5 days ago • 984 comments

one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

submitted 7 days ago • 160 comments

I have three bottles of champagne set aside. One for her, one for the oligarch, and one for the dictator. And I intend to live to drink all three.

submitted 7 days ago • 1364 comments

it’s been 4 months since everyone has abandoned Woke and everything is so bad Woke is starting to return already. Woke is back

submitted 8 days ago • 243 comments

By the time Jesus was my age, he’d been dead for years lol loser

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Just saw a group of school children booing a passing Tesla, and it wasn’t even a cyber truck

submitted 9 days ago • 825 comments

If you're not a citizen, you don't have human rights and it's fine to ship you to a foreign prison camp. Of course I'm a follower of Christ, why do you ask?

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments