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Elon's bullies should have gone so much harder in high school.

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I mean of course kids are angry, look at the world. I have no delusions.

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best part about being a Gen x parent is having parents who we're always angry, practicing gentle parenting as a result, and then having kids who also angry. yep... so. many. wins. now just over here waiting for the ABC after school special starring jellybean, fellow fucked latchkey brethren

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

MAGA

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great job, MAGA. you got to own the libs, and now Elon owns us all

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

no more dei halftime shows because clearly conservative straight white cis men make the best music. yep. can't wait for the yeehaw heehaw children of the corn hoedown at next year's super bowl. its gonna fukin slap

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

if like me you're having daily panic attacks over the MAGA nazi coup, try to remember they're not just Nazis, they're really really really dumb Nazis and fingers crossed they'll all wind up shooting themselves in the dick

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

We are the dumbest country.

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Now more than ever.

submitted 15 days ago • 449 comments

JD Vance wants a "deBaathification" of the public sector, canceling people who dedicated themselves to public service for attending a DEI training. But the kid (25 year old) who said that Gaza and Israel should be razed to the ground? Put him back in charge of foreign aid spending

submitted 15 days ago • 50 comments

the first good post i think i've ever seen from a democratic committee account

submitted 16 days ago • 720 comments

a diarrhea medication called “peace of ass”

submitted 15 days ago • 34 comments

elon musk is literally this dril tweet

submitted 15 days ago • 52 comments

Remember when the Mueller Report was the thing that was gonna take him down? Remember the hush money trial that was gonna take him down? Remember the election interference trial that was gonna take him down? Yeah.

submitted 16 days ago • 49 comments

This is gonna take like 10-20 Luigis.

submitted 16 days ago • 59 comments

Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed theonion.com/nazi-ho...

submitted 15 days ago • 57 comments

God bless The onion.

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we need cancel culture and wokeness back so so bad it’s unreal. it should not be acceptable to be openly racist and a eugenicist in a normal society

submitted 15 days ago • 179 comments

I've felt this way for years.

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If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits

submitted 15 days ago • 123 comments

they're still doing "OMG cancel culture" while kicking people out of their housing for being "woke"

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

In response to a post on X from @maxwellfrost.bsky.social showing the effort to get into the Department of Education building this morning, Elon Musk replied, "No such department exists in the federal government"

submitted 15 days ago • 445 comments

Schumer and Jeffries will not defeat this monstrous American fascism, and their brains don’t want to, arrogantly preferring to remain wrong (“centrist”) on pet issues.

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Been getting more shit than usual from centrist handmaidens to fascism. I really thought they'd be satisfied w/their accomplishment—a 2nd Trump term—but they keep raining fury on ppl who demand more from Democrats. Now I'm getting called a MAGA plant for my comics condemning MAGA Nazis. Brain worms!

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

You don't understand. Polio outbreaks, Elon and Big Balls in Treasury department, plane crashes, market crashes, threatening Denmark & Canada, $7 for a dozen eggs, the 'gulf of 'merica'', no education department, money stolen from us to syphon to the uber rich. Duh. Its called 4D chess, dummies.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Those Elon Musk Nazi salute defenders are looking even dumber right now.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

You hate to see it, the Bernie bro effect has finally hit our chicken population.

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POV: America

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Heartbreaking story from a client of mine's friend whose parents are from Venezuela. She's been in America since age 4, never lived anywhere else, went to UF, owns a business and has deep roots to the community. They're deporting her and told she could go to Canada or Spain. This is madness.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

You could tell me Trump has been president for the last 5 weeks or 5 years. I would believe either.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

We're officially getting rid of our DEI policy and going back to hiring the right way: based solely on how much money your dad donated to get you into college

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

America has been in the process of transforming into a full Nazi state for a very long time. Still, it's chilling watching it happening out in the open in 2025. I fear how we can even fight back at this point. Absolutely terrifying.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

This revelation is chilling but follows a clear pattern: Neo-Nazis aren't just infiltrating our institutions - they're being handed the keys. The DOGE operative's open promotion of Neo-Nazi ideology while dismantling USAID from within represents a direct threat to Jews as well as democratic values.

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

It’s the perfect day to find an abandoned cottage in the Scottish Highlands and go off the grid for a few years.

submitted 18 days ago • 30 comments

if you need me I'll be contradicting local realism in (hopefully) 37 dimensions

submitted 18 days ago • 15 comments

The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.

submitted 18 days ago • 941 comments