If John Wick was a leadership Dem there would have only been one movie, about 15 minutes long, about a real sad guy with a dead wife and a dead dog, cut to black, roll credits
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Oh, come on. That's not fair. There'd be at least an hour of dialogue about how someone should do something. And a meeting about coming up with an idea for when to have a meeting about thinking about how to do something sometime, eventually, maybe.
Alternately, the whole movie would have still happened, just with some other person doing all the action while he smugly insists they're doing it wrong.
You can reply to yourself all day long. The problem is you feckless people vote for Republicans and have been for decades. You have the audacity to talk about Democrats. You can't appeal to your people to vote for their own survival. Your rant is worthless and useless. You are part of the problem.
See, I thought you were gonna go the other way, where if the Dems had John's killer instinct they'd be January 6ing the buildings Elon's baby fash are occupying, and succeeding at it.
I wanna know where our real life John McClane is? We're in the nearly the middle of Live Free Die Hard (this is an effing Fire Sale). Both parties are outside pouring gasoline and roasting marshmallows. While we are stuck inside the burning house😠
No, they would have gone to the police first and have been shocked when they did nothing about it. Followed by an online rant about how broken the system is. Then followed up by a call for action while they eat ice cream. Only then does it cut to black.
Paul Blart Mall Cop literally was too much for them. If anyone ever has to storm the capitol they just need to stop at a Spirit Halloween for some sexy cop uniforms
It is increasingly unclear to me if DNC leadership are real, breathing human beings or a LLM’s first pass at playing the role of controlled opposition’s leadership.
Hello I’m John Wick asking for donations to raise car theft awareness. With your help we can send toothless email campaigns about it. We’ve raised 280 million dollars so far, which I’m splitting with the car thieves so they pinky promise not to steal any more cars from me after killing my dog.
So your take is lets do what the russians did to people instead? What movie did you watch where it ok to root for the bad guy if you think a dem was john wick. YOU can't be on the fence either. Dems need to stand up but they are not the bad guys who want to harm.
Where a GOPer is going to use CG to give themselves a six-pack, a 15-inch dick, full head of hair, rippling muscles from head to toe. Yeah, like #OrangeToddler campain cosplay, who also has hundreds of pics of him shitting his pants. Oh, and #HeCheatsAtGolfPATHETIC! GOPers are incel for a reason? 🤷
"Nobody who matters cares about legality, actually. The GOP doesn't, because they're going to do what they want regardless. Their targets don't, because the law has only ever been a weapon used against us. Now fucking do something."
Republican John wick would be the one shooting the dog in the first place only to blame it on local poc and be labeled a hero for taking a tough stance on crime.
Worse, Viggo's son would have actually killed John, who would have put up no fight whatsoever. Movie ends at Aurellio's chop shop, when he asks about if they killed the guy whose car they stole.
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"You asked me if I'm back. I'll have to discuss possible strategies with ten to fifteen consultants and then convene a committee meeting to discuss and vote on the matter, but I'm thinking yeah, maybe I'm back in a limited capacity. Oh, and by the way, can you spare twenty bucks?"
Socialist yankees pretending to have balls when they don't even have their own party and their top strategies are whining on Reddit and using the words ''laTe-StAGe CaPItaliSm'' a lot. 🤣🤣
I don't like getting lied to to my face for years by people who now act like we are just morons who don't know how to do anything or how anything works, and they are the true revolutionaries in the situation, who can't afford to be arrested, bc of how much voting they have to do over the years
I am being told to trust Democrats' risk analysis skills.
Those "skills" are why we are in this mess. Those "skills" are why they ran a Biden campaign that they KNEW was going to deliver 400 electoral votes for Trump.
I am told to trust them after they told us, over and over again, that their
Their only "skill" in that realm is hiring DC strategist companies who base everything on what they believe public reaction will be, despite having lived in a very different world.
white republican moderate charm offensive was actually working, and the numbers looked great. I am told to trust them that Gaza won't be a problem that they were working hard for that ceasefire.
the annoying part for me is now that the dems being incapable and complicit is explicitly front and center, I feel stupid standing up for them in the face of my "I won't vote the lesser of two evils dems are criminals too" buds years ago. Feels like I walked into the biggest 'I told you so' ever
I'm not gonna let myself feel stupid for believing something better was possible and I still think between 08 and 16 it was an ignorant and privileged stance to take. Hmph.
The problem with being anticommunist is Dems apparently don't know what happens to opposition party members, regardless of what they do, when violent fascists who overtly ran for office to arrest their opposition party are in charge
Why I keep saying the ruling Dems won't think about actually trying until MAGAs are quite literally dragging them off the floor. it'll be too late, kind of already is. Apparently they hate studying history too
We need file willing to fight dirty. Daily News stores about Musks sex slaves, connecting every sex crime ever day to Trump's pardons, telling Mormons the official school Bible will be Baptist, taking Baptists the official school Bible will be Catholic etc.
“Dear sir, I was disappointed when I discovered that you killed my beloved dog, but not as disappointed as I was with the lack of diversity in your group of henchman. Do better.”
Seriously. Enough with this fucking idiot argument. This is on the ones who didn't vote for them. The dems did the best they could. They moved the needle left, but no, purity ponies had to be all pissy and stay home or vote for someone else. This is on ALL Americans.
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…He would have handed them his car keys at the gas station while threatening to write a sternly worded op-ed piece about it.
...right?
Against a coup like in a war you fight with all you have
We elected garbage, and we expect courage .
When are the American people going to realize that we are not represented as a people by our government and rise up?
Like no fucking shit it is illegal. Doesn’t matter if there are zero repercussions to breaking the law.
some guy in a polo shirt: don't
JW: right, of course not.
~JW walks home in the rain, roll credits~
Liam Neeson IS...
TAKEN THE HIGH ROAD
Those "skills" are why we are in this mess. Those "skills" are why they ran a Biden campaign that they KNEW was going to deliver 400 electoral votes for Trump.
I am told to trust them after they told us, over and over again, that their
It's still right to vote for the lesser of two evils. But it's not right to *only* vote for the lesser of two evils.
"No. What?"
"You made a bureaucrat unhappy. That's my boy."
Fade to black