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You know it’s your bestie when they react to every funny video you’ve sent

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Evening walk and the world smells like lilac. Perfection

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Another perfect combo has been unlocked: coffee + berries

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2 months ago I thought that colourful socks are overrated. But now I have cropped jeans and it’s my whole personality, so I need to buy 284 pairs of colourful socks immediately

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If you google a rabbit you can listen to how it chews and crunches something 🥰

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It’s been almost a month since I ordered 2 books and I’m still waiting for them to be delivered. I have a feeling they’re typing it on a typing machine especially for me. Maybe the writer is typing it herself. I have no other explanation. Maybe she’ll even deliver it herself, I don’t know

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I’m in the mood to talk for 5 hours with no one to talk to

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I want a big soft hoodie with a giant hood that would make me feel at home.

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I like how me and my friends text each other “we should celebrate it” for every small good thing that happens to one of us. Yes exactly, everything should be celebrated because why not

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If I write a book it will be very beautiful and very sad

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Why Saturday is only once a week

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I want an electric kettle that looks like I stole it from an art gallery. Is it too much to ask for??

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Baby it’s cold outside

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Recently I realised that The Office is not a funny series, it’s how a real office actually looks like.

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Oh my god. In Russia there’s a new law banning childfree propaganda. And one of the movies that most likely will be affected is Harry Potter. Because of professor McGonagall. There will be no Harry Potter in Russia anymore. Wow, that’s… wow

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As the opposite to daylist, where spotify shows you music that’s similar to yours, they should have “surprise of the day list” where they suggest you something completely different and random

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A shell of a human

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It was very naive of me to assume that I won’t need to use gloves at the end of May

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Adult life is a constant decision making whether or not to spend your adult money on silly childish stuff

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If you go to a lawyer to draft your will, should you tell them your password for 1password?

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How often people don’t change the password for their suitcase lock after buying it?

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Sometimes you open a book and you read your own thoughts

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“The world is changing when I swipe, so I swipe more”

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Can we stop portraying Russians in movies as a very dangerous mafia please?

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I want everyone to clap when plane is landing

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Since I started watching “Ghosts” I can’t stop thinking that if I died right now and became a ghost, this would be the outfit I’d wear forever

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Spending time with not funny people is a torture

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“Come as you are”

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When I get rich I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs. It’s a teapot

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Idea for a job interview case assignment: start early access version of Inzoi on Intel 13700k processor

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open.spotify.com/track/1AdGLa...

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Will I always wonder?

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You know it’s your bestie when they react to every funny video you’ve sent

Evening walk and the world smells like lilac. Perfection

Another perfect combo has been unlocked: coffee + berries

2 months ago I thought that colourful socks are overrated. But now I have cropped jeans and it’s my whole personality, so I need to buy 284 pairs of colourful socks immediately

If you google a rabbit you can listen to how it chews and crunches something 🥰

It’s been almost a month since I ordered 2 books and I’m still waiting for them to be delivered. I have a feeling they’re typing it on a typing machine especially for me. Maybe the writer is typing it herself. I have no other explanation. Maybe she’ll even deliver it herself, I don’t know

I’m in the mood to talk for 5 hours with no one to talk to

I want a big soft hoodie with a giant hood that would make me feel at home.

I like how me and my friends text each other “we should celebrate it” for every small good thing that happens to one of us. Yes exactly, everything should be celebrated because why not

If I write a book it will be very beautiful and very sad

Why Saturday is only once a week

I want an electric kettle that looks like I stole it from an art gallery. Is it too much to ask for??

Baby it’s cold outside

Recently I realised that The Office is not a funny series, it’s how a real office actually looks like.

Oh my god. In Russia there’s a new law banning childfree propaganda. And one of the movies that most likely will be affected is Harry Potter. Because of professor McGonagall. There will be no Harry Potter in Russia anymore. Wow, that’s… wow

As the opposite to daylist, where spotify shows you music that’s similar to yours, they should have “surprise of the day list” where they suggest you something completely different and random

A shell of a human

It was very naive of me to assume that I won’t need to use gloves at the end of May

Adult life is a constant decision making whether or not to spend your adult money on silly childish stuff

If you go to a lawyer to draft your will, should you tell them your password for 1password?

How often people don’t change the password for their suitcase lock after buying it?

Sometimes you open a book and you read your own thoughts

“The world is changing when I swipe, so I swipe more”

Can we stop portraying Russians in movies as a very dangerous mafia please?

I want everyone to clap when plane is landing

Since I started watching “Ghosts” I can’t stop thinking that if I died right now and became a ghost, this would be the outfit I’d wear forever

Spending time with not funny people is a torture

“Come as you are”

When I get rich I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs. It’s a teapot

Idea for a job interview case assignment: start early access version of Inzoi on Intel 13700k processor

open.spotify.com/track/1AdGLa...

Will I always wonder?

Only after I made 12500 steps I remembered that I wanted to spend the whole day at home…

I want double cheeseburger from mcdonalds for breakfast

email stands for evil mail