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no business, only random thoughts and life observations frontend engineer, artist, observer and just a funny gal đź“ŤStockholm
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Every second someone in the world in struggling with e2e tests

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The amount of short weeks we’re having gives me an internal conflict between my love to chill and my love to get things done.

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Today I learned that there’s cubism in literature. And it’s even hard to understand in your own language. And it’s been translated, and how is it possible to translate if it’s even barely possible to read and to understand. Amazing, in short, very interesting.

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Closing the blinds < sitting at home in sunglasses

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Today is summer, tomorrow is summer and it will be summer in a month

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I have 5 jeans jackets. In what country do I think I live?

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That’s fascinating to watch how my brain pick up an absolutely random detail from my life and turn it into a nightmare or a disgusting dream. Really amazing.

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Sometimes I wish I could care less. It’s just so useless.

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It’s really annoying that I can’t do amazing 10/10 tiramisu. And with desserts I don’t have a gut feeling what’s wrong.

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Imagine, back in times people saw all the beauty of the world and couldn’t take a picture of it. Were they happier because they were more present?

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You know it’s your bestie when they react to every funny video you’ve sent

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Evening walk and the world smells like lilac. Perfection

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Another perfect combo has been unlocked: coffee + berries

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2 months ago I thought that colourful socks are overrated. But now I have cropped jeans and it’s my whole personality, so I need to buy 284 pairs of colourful socks immediately

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If you google a rabbit you can listen to how it chews and crunches something 🥰

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It’s been almost a month since I ordered 2 books and I’m still waiting for them to be delivered. I have a feeling they’re typing it on a typing machine especially for me. Maybe the writer is typing it herself. I have no other explanation. Maybe she’ll even deliver it herself, I don’t know

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I’m in the mood to talk for 5 hours with no one to talk to

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I want a big soft hoodie with a giant hood that would make me feel at home.

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I like how me and my friends text each other “we should celebrate it” for every small good thing that happens to one of us. Yes exactly, everything should be celebrated because why not

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If I write a book it will be very beautiful and very sad

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Why Saturday is only once a week

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I want an electric kettle that looks like I stole it from an art gallery. Is it too much to ask for??

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Baby it’s cold outside

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Recently I realised that The Office is not a funny series, it’s how a real office actually looks like.

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Oh my god. In Russia there’s a new law banning childfree propaganda. And one of the movies that most likely will be affected is Harry Potter. Because of professor McGonagall. There will be no Harry Potter in Russia anymore. Wow, that’s… wow

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As the opposite to daylist, where spotify shows you music that’s similar to yours, they should have “surprise of the day list” where they suggest you something completely different and random

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A shell of a human

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It was very naive of me to assume that I won’t need to use gloves at the end of May

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Adult life is a constant decision making whether or not to spend your adult money on silly childish stuff

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If you go to a lawyer to draft your will, should you tell them your password for 1password?

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How often people don’t change the password for their suitcase lock after buying it?

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