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Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. šŸ–¤šŸ¤šŸ’œšŸ©¶
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I went for a long walk at a park today and have spent the last hour reading in bed with a nice-smelling candle lit. In my Grandma Era.
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Also Iā€™ll be donating blood tomorrow, and since thereā€™s a new Barnes & Noble nearby, Iā€™m making it a new tradition to treat myself to a book every time I save NICU babiesā€™ lives. But I have NO IDEA what to buy. I have boughtā€¦so many books there since it opened in November.
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1. Wouldnā€™t you like to know, weather boy.
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This is the dude who shared transphobic posts on IG two years ago, and my response was to buy a fuckton of various Pride flags and decorate my desk with them.
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It is not only EFFECTIVE when you firmly and strongly and UNFLINCHINGLY call these people out for being dipshits, it is also VERY FUCKING FUNNY.
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And yā€™all, this is how you need to react to these dipshits. This man BLUE SCREENED and did not know what to say. He just shut up, stood still for a few seconds, and walked away. Later, a coworker who witnessed this (and thought it was hilarious) told me he said, ā€œWell arenā€™t you a peachā€ as he left.
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This man got SO OFFENDED and said, ā€œNo heā€™s not.ā€ I, still working, said ā€œHe is. Heā€™s already killed people because heā€™s a fucking idiot. He looks like a deflated basketball. And he thinks people with mental illnesses need to go to work camps. So i hope he suffers horribly for the rest of his life.ā€
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He was going on and on about some food manufacturer switching their ingredients to be ā€˜healthierā€™ or something, ā€œin anticipation of changing regulations from HHS.ā€ I did not look at him, cuz I was WORKING, and I just said, ā€œYeah, RFK is a fucking idiot.ā€
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Elon Musk, Ed Martin, etc., have to make examples of people because their actual reach is so limited. All the data mining and LLMs in the world can't make up for one FBI agent per 30,000 people.
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Those are rookie numbers!