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34 | Hi, I'm Alix. Passionate video game fan, lover of anime, tattooed alt girl extraordinaire. Your favourite internet girlfriend. Shameless flirt (18+ MDNI) https://beacons.ai/alix.hawkes23
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Working in a corporate setting means someone will say "Penguin Man isn't loaded so you can't pay the invoice using Warblers, you'll need to use Trumpet" in the meantime and that makes complete sense to people.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Deja vu~ (Get it? Because I've posted this before!)

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Y'all - I work a 9-5 which is my main source of income. If you message me "wyd" at half 2 on a Monday arvo and then get snippy with me because "Sorry, I'm working" isn't the reply you're after then you can do one of two things. Pay me enough so that I can concentrate on you. Or Fuck right off.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I sure do miss being 20 minutes from the ocean. (Also, it's buck wild that I'm just casually standing on the edge of the country???)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Uh, hi new friends? There sure are a lot of newbies in my little slice of the world now, huh. I'm Alix - Professional attention seeker ✌🏻 I'm here to make you laugh and feel weird in your pants.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

There's so much good stuff on my fansites. Have you checked them out? beacons.ai/alix.hawkes23

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Peek a booty 😘

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A fresh cone and a hot shower ✨

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I often joke about my lack of self-preservation, but Y'ALL, I just ran into a doorknob so hard with my right arm it went NUMB. Truly, I am not meant for this world.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you just gotta platonically make out with your friends 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don't make the rules.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is where my unrealistic expectations of romance started. If you're not willing to sacrifice yourself on the altar of love for me, get out.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

sorry i didn’t reply to your message, i’ve been varying degrees of depressed for the past decade

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Bro, Halo used to be way easier when I was a kid! Have the ravages of old age taken my reaction time and/or zero fear of Hunters?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Alix lore: I used to be heavily involved in the Australian paintball scene. I've met international players from dozens of teams. I'm not actually a Dynasty fan, I'm actually an Edmonton Impact girlie.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's true. Also, posting this fixed my hair, did my taxes, and washed the dishes!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Who wants to play?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sup 👋🏻

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sup 👋🏻

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

But have you considered... Smoking a bowl in the bath, with a sunset lamp, and some snacks?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I've been accused of being a fake gamer girl before which is funny because I own a lifesize Claptrap and they don't. Thing 1 loves to hang out with him.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I'm far too pretty to be working today. Tip me and see what's under my shirt 😘 ko-fi.com/alixhawkes throne.com/alixhawkes Beem: @alixhawkes23

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I'm far too pretty to be working today. Tip me and see what's under my shirt 😘 ko-fi.com/alixhawkes throne.com/alixhawkes Beem: @alixhawkes23

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

A fresh Flashy Friday for your eyeballs. Uncensored version on the fansites 🖤

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

TFW he sends you videos of him jerking off and moaning your name.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

psst, if you didn't max out her beem acct yesterday, you can try again today 💝

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Eat it

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Eat it

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

TFW he sends you videos of him jerking off and moaning your name.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Titty Tuesday, freaks and geeks. Did you miss me? 😘

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Lol same (Fun Alix fact: I used to work in video games journalism!)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Someone asked me once what I have in the back of my phone case. Meet the confetti from the #blink182 show I went to last year. It's sperm. They bukkaked us.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

:D

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

A fresh Flashy Friday for your eyeballs. Uncensored version on the fansites 🖤

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It feels wildly inappropriate to be listening to Rage Against The Machine while working my very machine-esque job.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Titty Tuesday, freaks and geeks. Did you miss me? 😘

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Lol same (Fun Alix fact: I used to work in video games journalism!)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Someone asked me once what I have in the back of my phone case. Meet the confetti from the #blink182 show I went to last year. It's sperm. They bukkaked us.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

:D

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I dunno what I've done to attract so many "Dom" blokes into my DMs, but lemme make something clear: I won't submit for you. I won't cry, or beg, or play into whatever submissive fantasy you have. Coming at me with your big D attitude will earn you a one way ticket to roast town.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

REGULARLY SCHEDULED SHIT POSTING TO RESUME ON MONDAY

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hey my dudes - I'm gonna be AFK for a while. My grandfather died today. I'll be back as soon as I'm ready. - Alix x

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment