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"How are your tits so perfect?" I'm God's Favourite 🤷🏻‍♀️

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If this video is blurry, you're stupidly horny and the only cure is 👇🏻 Better hurry before it gets worse! beacons.ai/alix.hawkes23

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Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

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Update: She's now racing around the house at Mach Jesus speeds, only stopping to try and pull something out of the linen cupboard, and then Mach Jesus speeding off again. Braincell or possessed? You decide!

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Sick of dodgy rideshare drivers causing you problems when you’re just trying to get home from a tiring club shift? Ask Miles for a lift! Discretion, safety & comfort guaranteed ✅ Simply text your working name, pick up & drop off address, & where you heard about us for a quote 🚕 📲 0468 464 002 📲

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trans rights btw this isn't up for debate

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why are you like this? [I know why, it's because she's orange, and orange cats are cooked]

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My wonderful pet @oldwolf30.bsky.social thought I deserved a new pair of shoes. I can't wait to torture him with it.

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Alright, everyone pray for me while I interview for a new job with a 10k payrise. Daddy needs to pay her mortgage.

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If this video is blurry, you're stupidly horny and the only cure is 👇🏻 Better hurry before it gets worse! beacons.ai/alix.hawkes23

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Titty Tuesday, big kahunas! Good stuff in the good places. You know the drill. ✨ beacons.ai/alix.hawkes23 ✨

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Titty Tuesday, big kahunas! Good stuff in the good places. You know the drill. ✨ beacons.ai/alix.hawkes23 ✨

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"I need to taste you like a fish needs water" - My submissive, on day 3 of being teased and edged constantly. I love my job 😊

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Flirting with the homies 🎶

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Can we appreciate the ginger menace? Angry at the world for being so cold, while basking in the sun, in her beanbag, in front of the space heater. I'm coming back as a pampered housecat.

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There's something very elitist about people saying "Just abandon Twitter" when you have a small following who won't necessarily follow where you go. Not because they aren't loyal, but because Twitter is what they know. I left Twitter because duh, and my interactions plummeted. But just leave, right?

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I've spent the day having wonderful sexting sessions with some friends and gosh, it's so much fun. Maybe I should run a sexting sale? I think I'm worth it.

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Gonna become a Jeff main and fuck up all y'alls day

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I truly loathe writing resumes and cover letters, but I get to help Mr. Hawkes with his which means I get to gas him up in corporate speak, which is my third favourite way to inflate his ego.

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Sent this to a sub who gifted me this choker for my birthday but the goth is GOTH-ing, so mozel tov to you all for me being hot as fuck or whatever.

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I got my first MVP and my dad (@luckybonez.bsky.social) wasn't even there to see it!

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Disabled queer survival SWer in need of a phone My dear friend and survival worker needs a phone as hers broke. If anyone has a spare to donate please DM me.

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Hey pals! Do I know anyone with a spare smartphone they’d be willing to part with? I have a dear friend who is a disabled survival swer, whose phone is no longer working, & she’s unable to get around/to work (she uses Ubers due to her mobility issues) without it 😔 I can give you some cash for it!

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Went browsing at a new second hand shop near me and the amount of Logitech branded gear available was wild 🤣 I saw at least 15-20 pieces just browsing the racks.

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Continuing to be God's favourite with this pull for FF MTG draft

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Sent this to a sub who gifted me this choker for my birthday but the goth is GOTH-ing, so mozel tov to you all for me being hot as fuck or whatever.

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Hello all day chicken soup, please fix me.

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Good morning to everyone except ICE and their supporters 🖤 Art: sailormoonwisdom on IG

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I know nothing about Final Fantasy, but I would die for that fat bird.

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