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Office space is a heist movie

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Far too often, I say to myself, "I need to rewatch The Producers" Yet I've seen both versions of that movie multiple times.

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At this point, why don't they just call it the Ford F-150,000 dollars

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The Ford Ranchero was ahead of it's time

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Have you not heard? Texas is the new gay

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I always order my water with no ice because I'm cool enough

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I have this one friend who preaches the good song and is generally cheery and positive but when it comes time to pull yourself up by your bootstraps they will literally stand in front of you throwing rocks in your boots so that you don't get unstuck first and it's such a fucking drag

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Sometimes, we learn hard truths, and sometimes, we unknowingly help make a TV show that teaches that same hard truth so other people don't have to learn the hard way I did. Life is weird.

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My doctors are always shocked to see how thrilled I am about gaining weight. Just wait till my skinny ass hits 205, then I'll be unstoppable

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

As a millennial, it takes a lot of effort to not be bitter. We were promised the American dream, but what we got is scraping the loose change out of a sticky cup holder in order to afford soap.

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I learned how to twerk from a drag king... as God intended

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You don't know discomfort until you try to bulk core muscle

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If you have the shared memory of asking your mom for money so you could ask a clown to fashion you a sword out of balloons, only to receive a dick shaped balloon, then we can be friends

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The problem with the French revolution was that when Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cake" the bourgeoisie went to the Estates General and said "let them eat kings"

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I can't help feeling a bit mislead by the Kanye headlines, "incestuous past relationship" is what I would call a gross understatement of stealing his mom's porn, showing it to his 6 year old male cousin and acting it out. So many other descriptors also come to mind in that context

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I wanna work out and get yoked in the butt

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A crow just landed in my yard with a whole slice or bread in it's beak. The look on it's face said, "This is too much damn weight to be flying around with," and it looked around for a second. Then, it wedged the slice of bread down in the grass and used some grass clippings to camouflage it's cache.

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I just ate 3000 calories and it felt good

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Don't let them "thirstwaves" get you all hot and bothered this summer. Surf the swell of global warming in style with science! phys.org/news/2025-04...

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Elon is redecorating our federal government with a toddler stuck to his hip, entertaining the presidents dinner guests, and doing nazi salutes. How is he not the Führst Lady?

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One of the most fundamental assertations of Marxism, which I find holds true in all aspects of life, is that nothing is free. Free comodities wouldn't be as such unless each party stands to gain something in regards to their exchanges.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Grow up, come on get down with the stiffness

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Look, Ma, I'm on TV church!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

A long time ago, I had a blackhead that I can't forget, and I feel like I need to tell someone about it.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Algorithm-Schmalgorithm!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

The elves in Santa's factory at the North pole account for the majority of all dark energy in the universe, and I'm sure whatever those toys are made out of probably started out as that dark matter they've been hiding too

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I just imagine Melania in a frozen woodland sauna somewhere quiet away from all this completely oblivious to the fact that Elon Musk has taken over duties as first lady

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It's crazy to think that before the advent of cars getting kicked by a horse was a such common cause of death

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Word on the street is the country bar I was "barred for life" from changed it's name so I guess that means it's time to don my gayest dress and go sing dinosaur by Hank Williams Jr. At their karaoke night

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Every good day starts with laying in bed and ripping ass

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In the late 90s, I wrote a letter to the sitting president @billclinton.bsky.social asking for a surplus bell UH-1 iroquois helicopter to be donated to me personally, and he wrote me back to politely decline. Looking back, I find that hilarious

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Depression tastes like all you can eat Cici's pizza for lunch, then Chili's bogo happy hour and molten chocolate lava cake for dinner.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Not my 🍆🥔

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What if the soundtrack to Interstellar was actually free jazz?

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I took a picture with a donkey so I could have an obligatory ass pic saved in my phone

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Someone needs to ask this administration how a country 1.6% larger by land mass than the US, which is already divided into 10 separate provinces, can be effectively governed as a single state? Wouldn't that become 10 states? How much did Fred Trump pay Donny's geography teacher off?

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Needlepoint is not gonna save our democracy. Full stop.

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I think Elon should personally perform the next booster catch with his own arms

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In 2024, I was caught in not one but 2 natural disasters without toilet paper, so I recently bought a cheap bidet that goes under the toilet seat. I was not expecting how quickly it would make me uncomfortable pooping anywhere without one.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

It feels good to not be shadowbanned for being trans, blusky is a great place

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I guess they laid off so many NOAA employees that there's no one there to rename the Gulf of Mexico on the GOES imagery www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/goes/sector....

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"Abandon all hope ye who enter here" in red spray paint is at the same time a reference to Dantes inferno and American Psycho. It's also a great message to display above the door of a Tesla dealership

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But what if I make a gadesen flag with a pride background, how bout them apples

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As a trans-woman in the southeast, it feels really good to get gendered correctly with no makeup on by a trump supporter at a gun show.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh, they renamed it again!

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