Maybe he'll become a tiny man on TV before getting cut up into a million even tinier pieces

Agustus Gloop would be more interested invading Saudi-Arabia for their pop-up McDonald's on a truck Actually, I'm being to think all the kids except Charlie ended up in the Wonka trash compactor where they amalgamated into one exceptionally terrible child named Donald

Well... except for strip mining lithium, exploting cheap labor to manufacture luxury items, and ruining the automotive industry with gimmicky features.

Trumpty-Dumpty's pants are full. The American credit bubble is about to pop