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Accomplished parallel parker. Stood far back when the gravitas was handed out.
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Pleased to report that I still do not know what Abundance is

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You just know there are like several dozen projects throughout the government that were being massively re-tooled to suck Elon’s cock that now have to gargle the procurement mouthwash or whatever

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library: our summer reading theme this year is Color our World me: is it gay or is it crayons? library: i don’t know what you mean me: [explains what is gay and what is crayons] library: it’s a good program me: [looks at program] it’s crayons

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I'm being told this conversation literally happened (and when I learned who Prima is, I 100% believe it)

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guy who is 5’4”: I’m 5’7” me, 5’9”, staring down at him: wow me too

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when you’re trying to build a computer but you also have a cat

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