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The fucking Golden Horde is at the gate we need every Mstislav we got on this

submitted 175 days ago • 1 comment

"I Am Finally Free!": Indigenous Leader Leonard Peltier Released After Nearly 50 Years Imprisoned

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

going to the renaissance fair at the end of march need outfit ideas

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

with gil won-ok’s passing, there are only seven living “comfort women” left, survivors of imperial japan’s system of sexual slavery

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

This is such a sweet photo, and on the back...

submitted 9 days ago • 28 comments

OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity. SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick. OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA. SNAKE: Vagina?

submitted 10 days ago • 26 comments

omg look at these dudes on an adventure together

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

submitted 11 days ago • 44 comments

every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake

submitted 11 days ago • 220 comments

fuck these pig fucks

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Robot, 2025 AD: "I HAVE MADE A SUBSTITUTE SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LOOK AT AN ACTUAL HOT NAKED CHICK ANY MORE" me: "thank you robot. at last"

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

0-1, im big and tall but im friendly and i have the huge and gormless face of a storybook creature approaching a villager for help with a thorn stuck betwixt my toes as they have a picnic at the edge of my forest

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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 17 days ago • 353 comments

Rat Coin Purse

submitted 23 days ago • 14 comments

al parker is here to remind you that there's always something interesting you can do with patterns or color or staging.

submitted 25 days ago • 28 comments

mom died 17 years ago today & next year she will have been my dead mom longer than she was my mom. anyways her fav foods were steak, cottage cheese with canned pineapple, and chicken with yellow rice and gandules, if you are looking for something to have for dinner or anything.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 84 comments

using a blanket and pillow of her own free will…..face like a real bitch upon disturbed slumber…..truly my genetical daughter

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Bandit: "cheese 'n' crackers, Bluey, don't you kids have ANYTHING else in the grim darkness of the far future?"

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

home

submitted 198 days ago • 26 comments

perfect

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

she wouldn’t listen to reason so i had to bring her to work with me but when we got there she took my car keys and said she was going to her “tokyo drifting club” and sped away at 150mph. i didn’t even know my fiesta could go that fast, or that she could reach the pedals.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

now what !!!!!!!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Ferdinand Desnos - Wild Boars in Moonlight (Date unknown)

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 468 days ago • 21 comments

brb currently sobbing over kyle maclachlan’s tribute to david lynch

submitted 39 days ago • 10 comments

Made all my work on Lynch's films free. www.patreon.com/posts/86197588

submitted 39 days ago • 13 comments

If you see this, post an archer.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Gold octopus-shaped ornaments from Bronze Age Mycenae, Grave IV, Grave Circle A. Probably sewn onto a funerary garment or shroud some 3,500 years ago. National Archaeological Museum, Athens. 📷 by me #Archaeology

submitted 42 days ago • 17 comments