allisonrobicelli.bsky.social
Freelance food, travel and humor writer for @washingtonpost and other fun places. Eye of the tiger, mouth of a Teamster. Never serious, unless it's about Baywatch.
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Yes I see the typo in the first post but after almost two decades of this nonsense NO ONE HAS GIVEN US AN EDIT BUTTON and these bros seriousy believe they can compete with China
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I got into this racket to write dumb shit about food, and ended up with a front row seat to the most terrifying shit I can imagine. We've already witnessed irreparable democratic destruction. All the writers are profoundly broken, and all we can do is sit and wait for everyone else to catch up.
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Probably worth posting this banger of a quote she gave to the @baltimorebeat.bsky.social
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Your senior senator, Van Hollen, voted nay. Keep tabs on what they're both up to here, and raise hell if they don't do what we elected them for. Plenty of people with very big pockets that would LOVE their jobs next election cycle. (If there is one.)
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
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Treat them with the same respect you treat your corn with.
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I checked the senate website!
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Does Elon know parkour
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Are you still in Baltimore? If so, we should be friends!
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BEYOND disappointed, and she hasn't even been on the job a month!
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Well she's got many loooooooong years of us holding her accountable for this ahead of her.
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Exactly!
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Are you sure about that tho
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The best thing any of us can do right now is start developing strong ties with our neighbors and communities. There's no way any of us can stop what's coming, but it's not the end of the world. We're still going to be here, and we're going to need to help each other if we're going to make it.
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Well it all depends if FAFSA still exists come September.
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His career best!
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HIIIIIIIII I figured this was the perfect time to jump back into The Discourse
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I do not have very flexible forearms. Learn something new every day.
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Pulled a muscle trying to take that pic so you guys better fucking appreciate it
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It does, however, have the honor of being tattooed on my forearm, which is the next best thing really
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I've spent my whole life training for important work like this. Truly, I am his brightest soldier to lead us through the End of Days.
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Thoughts and prayers like this mean EVERYTHING to me.
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BLESS YOU GOOD SIR 🤣
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It's literally my job! Had to write about it for Taste of Home. It was not as bad as when I did this:
www.thetakeout.com/hot-pocket-r...
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The algorithm did! Tasting dumb shit like this is literally my job. This is what reality has become.
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YOU'RE WELCOME
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YEP.
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That would have been a better choice.
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It's solid isomalt hard candy flavored with ???
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God hates us.