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how to cure aging caused by sin
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I can only hear it in my head as "veenuls" due to Euro tourists at my old jobs
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I Will Not.
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"Jonny Blu"
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Thanks homie, I'll hit you up about my door knocking campaign
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Right? When I rise to power they will all be relocated to 55 gallon drums at the bottom of some decommissioned quarries.
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I understand that this is just a subspecies of public transportation morons and they should get the same treatment
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She says "mreerh" which means "thank you I'm happy to be home"
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I'll take one of these, thanks in advance
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Congrats, you should buy me a new bike tbh
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You're right about the "vinyls" thing though but Euro tourists asking about "veenuls" were the bane of my existence when I was a professional record store asshole
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Thanks homie
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Leo this sucks :(
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Ellie is very, very full of poops so they are keeping her overnight to keep an eye on things. Sucks but it's the best move. :(
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Thanks! The objective part of my brain thinks this is probably gonna not gonna be a big deal to get sorted but I've still been freaking out for a few days because again, she's the god damn cutest.
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Yeah she kinda has that market cornered!
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Back to the vet we go!
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The thing about how a computer can't be held accountable is applicable here if you ignore the management decision part. Screaming at and hating a machine is not nearly as satisfying as screaming at and hating a live human idiot.
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Fudgie the Whale is not only the pinnacle of cake but humanity's greatest cultural achievement by an extremely wide margin
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This is my life's guiding principle and I will never betray my morals over a little bit of cold
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The way I see it is that I got to be pretty instead of smart
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Yeah but they wait for this sort of nonsense to fuck off
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Wild that those things were originally for beating on grains when they were so obviously meant for beating on brains
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Dunno how long we'll be in town but I'm making a note of this just in case
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I wouldn't normally be a Well Ackshually guy about antiquated weaponry but I'm going to point out that that's technically a flail only because that is also an excellent thing to name a child
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According to this thing my child would be named Mace but I'm still naming it Burden if it ever has the audacity to be born
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Yeah your state is unreasonably large
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I was actually just starting to think about how to attach a set of wings to a BMX (it is very windy here)
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It's cool that I might wind up doing more air travel in 2025 than the rest of my life combined.
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We're gonna be in San Antonio which I assume is basically the other side of the universe. It's very easy to trick me re beer quality though, unless we're talking about the filthiest malt liquors that god has given to his children. I know my shit in that department.
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rt if u masturbated to this post (you know you did and so does god)
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Yo we're in a similar boat with fish oil. She doesn't refuse it but literally EVERYTHING we've tried just ends with me cleaning up a nice puddle of vomit a few minutes after she eats it. Not helpful!
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Awesome, thank you! We've been mixing Miralax into her food but She Knows and she does not appreciate it. Also "tuna flavored vaseline" is an extremely cursed phrase without context haha.
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Thanks man. Waiting on a call back from the vet but I'm hoping that we're just going back to a syringe full of stool softener (which is a deeply stupid sentence!).
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Very angry at this game for dropping at the worst possible time for me
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I should be granted the authority to ban people in my building from cooking tbh. Whatever they've got going on is absolutely foul.