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🇭🇳 | Yap Sesh or Que?
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You know who has good music taste? Kids of divorce

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I’m Not ready for 4 years of orange face

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“don’t use RedNote because of the ccp , communism is bad they’re gonna steal our data and use it against us” well our U.S Goverment leaked out our social security numbers last year, did everyone forget that? It was even on the IRS website

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Dude I can never be a sneaker head, like people who are good at their craft of collecting and perserving sneakers.. I don’t have that, I be abusing tf out of my sneakers like I bought some white nikes , creases everywhere it would make a sneakerhead vomit on the sidewalk as I walk pass them

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That one black mirror episode where you could block people in real life

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*fetal position* just 3 more months of this and I’m FREE

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Quickly learned that when you’re pursuing a STEM major, the elective classes are sometimes harder than the core classes… for instance “principles of programming languages” pretty straight forward? Nah you’re in the trenches lambda calculus, OS and Kernel Modes… 😟

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time builds wisdom & ppl fade away, life cycles past us isn’t that beautiful? the temporary fleeting moments , lovers we’ll love today and gone tomorrow, the places well traveled than one day we’ll forget it all but stories will get passed down generations…

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OMG THAT STUPID “IM GETTING GANG STALKED BY THE CIA” SOUND WONT LEAVE MY HEAD 😭😭😭

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😂😂😂🙏🙏

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We have a felon president & water in LA is privately owned & the U.S is bullying TikTok so it can buy it lol wtf is going on 😅

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Okay whatever

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You are everything you need in this world so never seek anything out of anybody, not love , not trust, not kindness… nobody owes you anything, but you owe yourself everything

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I can’t stop crying today because I’m sleep deprived

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If you in your 20’s like me and a mediocre right wing 45 year old man tried to argue with you just ask him “what do I have to argue with you about? AARP benefits?” They get so pressed lol

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if you drive a Nissan Altima, Rogue or Maxima… ya’ll are the most insufferable people on the road

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When I lived in both Atlanta, GA, and Jacksonville, FL, I got robbed in each city which I find so funny because, of course I did. It’s like an initiation ritual. 🤣😂

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You’re not shaking enough ass in the mirror that’s why your depressed, you gotta shake some a$$

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I can't think of the last time Republicans have done ANYTHING for us.

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Ya’ll being cold is a mindset gotta think hot thoughts lol

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🥶🥶🥶🥶 it’s a brick outside

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Me hibernating for the winter when it’s 27 degrees outside:

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i hate when men breathe like ugh why are you taking my oxygen? Will forever be funny too me lol

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Trauma dumping or bonding on a first date is a major red flag

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New season new man ion’t take these whores seriously 🤣🤣

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I think about the Tower of Babel yes the biblical story of people who built a tower to challenge god… it reminds of that anime “tower of god” like that’s a correlation lol

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I hate when people are like “it’s hard to convey sarcasm through text” like no it is actually very easy, you just don’t know me lol

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They've now blocked Pornhub in much of the South. Remember, voting red may leave your balls blue.

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Alright that’s enough jokes from me lol

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I like guys w/phD’s & i aint talkin bout degrees 😜

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I like when men have masters degrees, like yeah you goin be cooking & cleaning as a house husband for me… I can’t wait

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Philly is like foodie paradise without the New York price tag

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What’s with all the violence, like first that guy who ran over those people in New Orleans, now the shooting at NYC night club, like are they desensitizing us for something bigger to happen?

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HAPPY NEW YEARS

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My closet is messy, like I try to keep it coordinated but nah I just think it’s possessed… not by a demon but just by me cause I have to try like 6 different outfits

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The hell goin on with these plane crashed? It’s like 3 in 24 hours what ?? they build the planes out of temu plastic now or what??

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I think the worst part is hoping something will happen when I know nothing will happen, that’s the real tragedy of it all

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Welp atleast I’m not an asshole hiding behind a Bible

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I'd way rather have an immigrant neighbor than a MAGA neighbor. What about you?

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that’s so clit ! (crazy lit)

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Crying cause my dog is in my bed sleeping 🥹 the cutest fluffy pillow ever!

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Catch me in the back of the club dance battling the bouncers

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Take me where the degenerates and weirdos are at, im tired of these TX conservative cowboys

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Yes very vividly like watching a movie scene

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What kind of monster mixes Oreo with Coke ?…. Give your poor blood sugars a break lol geez

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