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Sometimes I get really, really upset that my dad didn't live long enough to see The Last Dance. A massive MJ fan. Would've been the highlight of his life and payoff of all his Bulls knowledge.

Three Memphis police officers have been found not guilty of all state charges in the killing of Tyre Nichols

Bog witch energy

Stone Cold Steve Austin crashed into the barricade. 😂😂😂 #WrestleMania

Hearing people GUSH about women's wrestling gives me life like few other things can. Goddamn. I love when women lace up the boots and go to work. (Or in other words, fine I will pay for Peacock to watch Rhea/Iyo/Bianca)

Living Colour still fucks, Fightful can confirm

michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams

there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.

Are Monday scaries a thing

RFK D** Challenge

GOOD

I've taken up a new hobby, as I am contractually obligated to by my brain to maintain optimal stimulation. The hobby is home manicures. Anyways when they chip I feel like a disappointed parent upset with her children (my polish)

They new Blue's Clues guy Josh is cute and I personally find that to be an issue

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

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Another issue is that the Valnet model has proven so profitable that other digital publishing corporations are replicating it in terms of SEO content mining. And the thing people don’t want to accept — it works. Those piece DO outperform original writing. www.thewrap.com/valent-labor...

The administration is removing phone support for Soc Security recipients. Making it more difficult for seniors to get their checks. It’s a back door way to cut SS benefits. Horrific. If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved

My husband's job has a really fucked up pay system where the managers above him have commission pay determined by how much their inferiors make/restaurant success. The FOH manager made a decision that employees have to pay for everything they eat. At the restaurant. They. Work. At.

Person who told you they would stand with you when it’s time to stand with you: Oh I meant that in the way where it made me feel good about myself to say it and not in the way where I actually had to do it

Mariah and Toni put on the kind of match that says "put us in the main event next time, fuckers. Don't ever doubt us."

AEW's reputation as the premier women's deathmatch promotion remains undefeated. That was fucking insane.

Toni Storm makeup giving Trixie Mattel the house down boots #AEWRevolution

Especially living in WA, there is zero reason to pay for Prime becauae you get the shit next day anyway (I very rarely buy from the Bezos Place but when I have since I've been here)

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Subway trying to sell me on a $6.99 footling after spending a decade selling to me for $5. Okayyyyy We're definitely seeing them go bankrupt in my lifetime

Idk I just kinda feel like there have been several dozen men's matches to main event PPVs that didn't deserve to so idk why a women's match has to be "deserving" of that spot for any other reason than the match being for the world title. Unless y'all see that title as inherently lesser than—oh wait

All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

it’s a hard thing to do, but Toni Storm and Mariah May perfectly split the difference between Serious Intensity and Dumb Wrestling Shit

BIRDS OF PREY NATION RISEEEE

laaaaaaaaaAAAAcriMOOOOOOsaaaaa

Tyga, Travis, Tumothee....Kylie has a thing for T names

Will still never forget when an editor turned down a pitch I submitted asking "who is Euphoria for" and they turned it down because "it's one of the most popular shows on TV. Why does it matter who it's for?" and now people are talking about the crisis of YA and how adults are consuming it now

Rewatched Paris is Burning and saw Willi Ninja saying how he wanted his voguing to make it all the way to Japan, and knowing that decades later there would be a Japanese house on a TV show bearing his name.... I teared up.

(Highlighting the fraction of mean fans who make jokes about a celeb's appearance over the many concerned fans who believe their fave may be gravely ill is dense and bad. People on the internet suck but parasocial relationships make it more likely that ppl are genuinely concerned, not dogpiling)