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This is Jackass

I cannot stress enough that 1) I live in Flatbush so I'm speaking confidently 2) I believe this is the same cybertruck that got the poo and eggs a couple days ago 3) I'm confident it's the same cybertruck I saw a gaggle of 10 year olds chant "cybertruck cybertruck" at a bit back....while egging it

This is my biggest issue with these posts. There is no sign that "regretful Trump voters" even exist, and you're already reflexively lecturing the left about them.

Kirby ...wow...now you have breast cancer. Why did you do this Kirby

They’re probably equally evil but it’s tremendously fucked up that Elon (worst poster in the history of the medium) might be tweeting for Trump (naturally gifted at posting)

The two genders: women and children

if they let Eric Adams into Zero Bond this weekend then that place is over

Lmfao how is B- the worst score for a marvel movie did I hallucinate that antman movie

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.

why are we putting the bad software developers in charge of everything? if we have to be ruled by people who make websites i reckon the figma team can run the treasury department a lot better than facebook guys

You actually need to go back further. All Your Base Are Belong To Us back. Kill baby person-who-made-hamster-dance. It's possible you need to go back in time and cancel Ally McBeal so no boomer ever saw that dancing boom-a-chaka baby.

Today I saw a big ass rat crossing 58th from the Time Warner Center towards the Duane Reade, in the crosswalk, and that MF was sauntering. He was NOT scurrying. People stopping dead in their track whipping their heads around at this gentleman rat. SAUNTERING. SLOWLY.

My sense of WW2 from my studies is that it took Allied countries far too long to acknowledge Germany had fallen to Nazism. Can we get our heads together now and acknowledge history has repeated itself. There are uncomfortable truths and some unspeakable things ahead. Let's not be weak about it, eh?

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The Chiefs insist upon themselves

There needs to be a massive, massive education campaign on both sides of the fence explaining to people what "AI" means and the broad spectrum of useful and completely useless and harmful things it comprises! This article is an excellent place to start!

If you haven’t been doing the thought exercise of “how could a bad actor leverage this feature or data” while doing software product work, now is a really good time to start incorporating that into your thinking.

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A movie I remember seeing on tv as a kid was about a girl who does horse diving where the horse gets up on a diving board 100 feet off the ground and then dives off. It took me a long time to realize how weird that movie was and that it was a real thing done by insane 1930’s maniacs who hated horses

The tech space has done everyone a disservice by clumping machine learning (actually useful), LLMs (jury's out on how useful) and some kind of promised future AGI (almost certainly vaporware) in the same AI bucket, and increasingly sweaty leaders in the space like Altman sure aren't helping

A Complete Unknown should not be nominated for best costume. Every man I know dresses like this today in 2025. They just went to a normal store. You can get that jacket on Amazon.