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almafever.bsky.social
art director who doesn’t say much
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I could never participate in an orgy. Too many people to say I love you to

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Orville Knievel

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Edna and I present ‘hands down’

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STOP reading books and START drinking paint

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There are lots of posts I pretend I didn’t see

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I forgot the name for [ ]. Called it a { }.

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Minor inconveniences are THE WORST

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your outie is ‘good vibes only’

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The good times rolled into town and flattened 3 buildings

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Movies you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only

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I never quite know what to do about positivity

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On the calmness spectrum I'm currently at "Laura Palmer's mom"

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if i've fallen and i can't get up, i may still have a little cake

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if you ever see me, no you didn’t

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I remembered to turn the lights on

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You can beat somebody with a tambourine and they'll think you're just making music.

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I hate people who accuse you of having Stockholm Syndrome. You know who I do like? My kidnappers

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every night before bed i pass a hulu hoop over the bodies of my family to make sure they aren't being puppeted on invisible wires by the Shadow Creatures

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taking out my brain and punting it several hundred yards

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Sauntering to the dispensary

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Tables.

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they never should have taught the bloodthirsty where to find blood imo

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Where do I get my news? Well if the Blue Jays are real loud there's probably a hawk in the yard. Is that what you mean?

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this is a religious artifact

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The Jam's four-song Peel Session from April 26, 1977. Length: 10:35. #RIPRickBuckler m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDJj...

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if I see a beaver on a walk I'm gonna talk to it

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Normalise sending billionaires to the bottom of the ocean in a papier mâché dildo.

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youtu.be/AuG1JN_pIUU?...

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just read the question "where is fentanyl stored?" and I was like ooh I know this one

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u are the fishbone in my throat, the sting on my skin, the dream i never want to wake from.

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Scorpio: Mistakes spur learning, and learning enables growth. Go ahead, microwave those forks.

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Edna

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i loves me scurvy wife

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if there are bees buzzing in ur body, teach them how to make honey

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Be mine

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

Happy Valentines Day, I hope you become the sharp-toothed thing of the woods you always dreamed of

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I think about using a nail gun on my body more often than I should

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kakistocracy walks into a bar

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hemorrhaging all by yourself there handsome?

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If an animal kills me in the wild, please take its picture with my body

submitted 630 days ago • 12 comments

"...fuckers haven't said one thing about my shiny new hat."

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

normal human interaction

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they should make a computer that stabs you

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Honk if you're horny for hidden storage

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I know a coat rack that has been pretending to be a man in poor light for years. Wonderful listener.

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