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Just your average humanoid who makes things. Master-division competitive costumer. We Finish Our Seams, friends.
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ah, the simple joy of using a can crusher to make more room in the recycling bin

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

are companies on here yet, because I’d like to give Comcast a piece of my mind but I don’t want to go to twitter to do so

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Left my terrible job last month, figured I’d self-pay for insurance on the state exchange for November before moving out of state. Had no idea I’d paid extra for the Kafka plan 🙃

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

I think it might be time to do a little giveaway over here 💦 We're giving away 2 x PowerWash Sim plushies! To enter ⬇️ ❤️ Like & ♻️ Share 🤝 Follow @powerwashsim.bsky.social 🗨️ Drop a comment Entry ends November 25th UK/EU/US/CAN/AUS/NZ only

submitted 108 days ago • 498 comments

In my old job at the ad agency, you could tell we had reached our limit with a client if our query or response included ‘Please advise.’ If their instructions were indecipherable or self-contradictory, if they’d attached their mortgage paperwork instead of the reference we asked for? Please advise.

submitted 459 days ago • 1 comment

I hadn’t been able to get in touch with my best friend for a week, following some health issues he’d had. Yesterday his brother let me know that he’d passed away on Saturday. I had a bad feeling all weekend but I guess part of me never thought it possible he could die?

submitted 475 days ago • 1 comment

Pen pals were a big thing when I was a kid. I remember them passing around sign-up sheets in school, including an international one where you could pick the country, age, and gender you’d like to write to and if you got lucky, you’d be in their target demographic and you’d match with somebody

submitted 478 days ago • 1 comment

far be it from me to tell superpacs how to spend their money, but I kept getting anti-Beshear transphobic fearmongering texts and I don’t even live in Kentucky I didn’t reply STOP, I’d just tell them to eat a bag of dicks and block that number great return on investment there, Cameron team 🤨

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

doing my part to clog up the bing AI image generator thing by starting all my requests with ‘realistic anthropomorphic (some kind of cat)’ because the internet should be roughly 45% cats by volume

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

there is no flute in Aqualung, wtf

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently this year at Dragoncon there was a company that would do IV fluids/vitamins/electrolytes, either you’d go to them in one of the hotels or they’d come up to your room for an extra fee (here, have a bad screenshot of their menu on FB)

submitted 544 days ago • 2 comments