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alteredmedicine.bsky.social
Star Trek RP Doctor, "slightly" altered 2369-(usually writing post war) MDNI (parody, hopefully a bit less creepy than canon) IDIC
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I think you need to visit the Infirmary
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I really did hit you too hard with that kayak paddle, didn't I?
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πŸ˜‚
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Was it war?
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Why is the Infirmary being over run with taco related injuries again?!
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There are all manner of doctors
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No...I disagree, you may not be a physician or surgeon, but you still help people
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"I would think it was a stroke of good luck to be found by the Republic, they are small but trying to do right by their people. I had more than enough interactions with Imperial officers during the war...I think that would have been a much different outcome, unfortunately."
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"I'm sorry, I didn't know...I can't imagine what you have gone through. Yet you are serving with Romulans now?"
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That was really awkward
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"I...yes, it is unpleasant. Alright, it's your throw."
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"Debrune? I have only heard of them in historical context," π½π‘’π‘™π‘–π‘Žπ‘› π‘”π‘Žπ‘£π‘’ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘š π‘Ž 𝑝𝑒𝑧𝑧𝑙𝑒𝑑 π‘™π‘œπ‘œπ‘˜, β„Žπ‘–π‘  π‘π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘€π‘  π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘–π‘›π‘”, "I...how did you end up here?"
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"I'm alright, been busy treating a crew for Orion herpes, that has been...interesting
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FINE! OOPS, SORRY MORN!!
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"What? His wife?! She is so...so, so 𝘴𝘦𝘳π˜ͺ𝘰𝘢𝘴 and he was here shaking his backside for latinum!" 𝐻𝑒 β„Žπ‘Žπ‘‘ π‘‘π‘œπ‘π‘‘π‘œπ‘Ÿ'𝑠 β„Žπ‘Žπ‘›π‘‘π‘ , 𝑑𝑒π‘₯π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘’π‘ , 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒, π‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘“π‘’π‘π‘‘π‘™π‘¦ π‘π‘œπ‘›π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘™π‘™π‘’π‘‘. "This station gets stranger every day! You said you're the CSO, sciences...I am guessing? I know not everyone uses the same acronyms."
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"Oh, I remember Veren alright," β„Žπ‘’ π‘™π‘Žπ‘’π‘”β„Žπ‘’π‘‘, π‘‘π‘€π‘–π‘Ÿπ‘™π‘–π‘›π‘” β„Žπ‘–π‘  π‘‘π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘  𝑖𝑛 β„Žπ‘–π‘  π‘“π‘–π‘›π‘”π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘ , "I've never had a patient so upset about being unsexy and lacking 𝘳π˜ͺ𝘻𝘻, whatever 𝘡𝘩𝘒𝘡 is, while recovering from torture. Ensign t'Shavokh must think he's got rizz at any rate, the way she kept watch over him."
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"Hmm...alright."
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𝐻𝑒 π‘€π‘Žπ‘‘π‘β„Žπ‘’π‘‘ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘˜π‘›π‘–π‘“π‘’ π‘€π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘™π‘¦, β„Žπ‘–π‘  π‘”π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘› π‘“π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘Ž 𝑏𝑖𝑑 "Yes...well, I am just interested in a friendly game not a hostile action."
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"Me? Oh, I'm Dr. Bashir, CMO on this station, but you can call me Julian." β„Žπ‘’ π‘ π‘Žπ‘–π‘‘ π‘π‘’π‘“π‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘’ π‘”π‘œπ‘–π‘›π‘” π‘‘π‘œ π‘”π‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘ π‘Ž 𝑠𝑒𝑑 π‘œπ‘“ π‘‘π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘  π‘“π‘œπ‘Ÿ β„Žπ‘–π‘šπ‘ π‘’π‘™π‘“, "Didn't I see you spinning Dabo a few days ago, unless my mind is playing tricks on me?"
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"I figured as much."
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"Certainly, if you feel like losing." β„Žπ‘’ π‘”π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘›π‘›π‘’π‘‘, β„Žπ‘–π‘‘π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘Žπ‘›π‘¦ π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘£π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘œπ‘›π‘  β„Žπ‘’ π‘šπ‘–π‘”β„Žπ‘‘ 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙
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I had to treat a Klingon crew for jock itch, it is twice as hard to treat as in most species!
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"It is an enjoyable pastime, good for reflexes, hand eye coordination. Mind if I join you?" 𝐻𝑒 π‘ π‘šπ‘–π‘™π‘’π‘‘ π‘π‘œπ‘¦π‘–π‘ β„Žπ‘™π‘¦, β„Žπ‘–π‘  π‘“π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘’π‘›π‘‘π‘™π‘–π‘›π‘’π‘ π‘  π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘Žπ‘  𝑖𝑑 π‘€π‘Žπ‘  π‘π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘›π‘’ π‘‘π‘œ π‘‘π‘œ π‘šπ‘’π‘’π‘‘π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘–π‘›π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘‘π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘–π‘›π‘‘π‘–π‘£π‘–π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘™π‘ ...π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘¦ π‘€π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘’ 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑦 π‘–π‘›π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘‘π‘–π‘›π‘”
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"Yes...I don't want to but I hear about it, and see them running around here."
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𝐻𝑒 π‘ β„Žπ‘’π‘‘π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘ π‘–π‘›π‘£π‘œπ‘™π‘’π‘›π‘‘π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘™π‘¦ "Oh, I see...then probably not, no."
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"Station and Bajoran security are usually very adept at capturing hooligans, I would expect that to hold true this time as well."
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π‘€π‘Žπ‘™π‘˜π‘  𝑖𝑛, π‘ π‘‘π‘œπ‘π‘ , π‘ π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘’π‘‘. 𝐻𝑒 𝑁𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑠 π‘Žπ‘›π‘¦π‘œπ‘›π‘’ π‘π‘™π‘Žπ‘¦π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘‘π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘  π‘œπ‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘Ÿ π‘‘β„Žπ‘Žπ‘› 𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ β„Žπ‘–π‘šπ‘ π‘’π‘™π‘“. π‘‡β„Žπ‘’ π‘‘π‘Žπ‘™π‘™, π‘€β„Žπ‘–π‘‘π‘’ β„Žπ‘Žπ‘–π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘ 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 β„Žπ‘œπ‘™π‘‘π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘‘π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘  𝑖𝑛 π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘–π‘Ÿ π‘™π‘œπ‘›π‘”, π‘’π‘™π‘’π‘”π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ β„Žπ‘Žπ‘›π‘‘π‘  π‘€π‘Žπ‘  π‘Ž π‘ π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘’ "Well, hello, I can't say as I've ever seen you here at the dartboard." β„Žπ‘’ π‘šπ‘’π‘›π‘‘π‘Žπ‘™π‘™π‘¦ π‘π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘›π‘”π‘’π‘‘ π‘Žπ‘‘ β„Žπ‘œπ‘€ π‘Žπ‘€π‘˜π‘€π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘ 𝑖𝑑 π‘ π‘œπ‘’π‘›π‘‘π‘’π‘‘
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"Hello, commander, how are you this fine day? No lasting effects from your assault? Have the culprits been caught yet?"
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;)
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Those nerves look so similar!
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Very hard!
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I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!!
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Yes...not a great option
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Missed opportunities, I suppose
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"What is going-" 𝑠𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑠 π‘œπ‘’π‘‘ π‘œπ‘“ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ πΌπ‘›π‘“π‘–π‘Ÿπ‘šπ‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘¦ π‘‘π‘œ 𝑠𝑒𝑒 π‘€β„Žπ‘Žπ‘‘ 𝑖𝑠 β„Žπ‘Žπ‘π‘π‘’π‘›π‘–π‘›π‘” πΆπ‘Žπ‘π‘‘π‘Žπ‘–π‘› πΏπ‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘Ÿπ‘¦ π‘™π‘Žπ‘’π‘›π‘β„Žπ‘’π‘  π‘Ž β„Žπ‘’π‘Žπ‘‘π‘π‘’π‘‘π‘‘ π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘”β„Žπ‘‘ π‘–π‘›π‘‘π‘œ β„Žπ‘–π‘  𝑝𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑠! "Oooof!!" 𝐻𝑒 π‘“π‘œπ‘™π‘‘π‘ , π‘“π‘Žπ‘™π‘™π‘  π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ π‘ π‘šπ‘Žπ‘π‘˜π‘  β„Žπ‘–π‘  β„Žπ‘’π‘Žπ‘‘ π‘œπ‘› π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘€π‘Žπ‘™π‘™ πΏπ‘–π‘”β„Žπ‘‘π‘  π‘œπ‘’π‘‘!
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"I will greatly appreciate you providing them, it is difficult chasing things, I am often busy. You are looking to get your medical license?"
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Those wet smacking noises are to be expected in a shower!
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He had his typhoid shot, he should be fine
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It's all the giggling, isn't it?
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"We always need nurses and doctors, any medical staff. I manage the Infirmary here and also set up and staff field hospitals on colonies here and in the Gamma Quadrant. Do you have your credentials with you?"
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Yes, can I help you?
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The Little Golden Book of Thoractic Surgery Huh
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I suppose you can strip down and see about a different pair of pants. Care to use the shower in the Infirmary?
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Everyone knows you claim to be from 2415 and shake your can at the Dabo wheel, I am amazed you haven't been in here with pink eye...well, green eye for Vulcanoids
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Yet everyone knows about it because you tell everyone!