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it’s still fuck clay bennett forever

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

Não vou dar parabéns pro Zombie Sonics, mas dizer que esse título não foi merecido, seria hipocrisia (espero ter zicado).

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Podia ter ido dormir sem essa, mas não…

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

It's as if the New York teams have made a pact to all play terribly and lose at the same time. I applaud their unity.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

From the Pacers:

submitted 6 hours ago • 13 comments

Odeio quando o Liberty me dá falsas esperanças. Uns poucos TOs a menos hoje e daria pra ganhar esse jogo...foda...

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Eu odeio o Haliburton e mesmo assim, nada vai me fazer torcer pro Zombie Sonics. Sempre tem um time mais insuportável que o outro.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Eu coloco na NBA e o Haliburton estoura o tendão de Aquiles...que imagem horrível

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Truly embarrassing games from Stewie and Cloud, the only two starters left. We'd be cooked without the bench players. They need to be better.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I love how fearless Jaylyn Sherrod is. She's our designated pest.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna need whoever is doing this black magic to put that Liberty voodoo doll away.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Everyone who lives on milk is unskilled in the word of righteousness. -Hebrews 6:13 on Sophie et al #WNBA

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

We really can't be a competitive team with Izzy Harrison getting significant minutes. Nyara has to up her conditioning and we need to sign someone else.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Why do we have Sabally out there shooting 3s? Fix it, Sandy!

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok, with Dick Fain calling the game, it's safe to say I can leave the game on mute while I'm working.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

QUE GOLAÇO DA DUDA SAMPAIO, MINHA NOSSA!

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

“MIGA, sua louca!”

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Ele assim:

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

This team is now getting injured in their sleep.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

As a lifelong Knicks fan, that Pacers uniform makes me physically ill. But as a human being, I will never root for the team of Clay Bennett - still in charge - who ruthlessly stole the Seattle Supersonics and turned his back on one of the great basketball cities on earth. Go Pacers. (1/2)

submitted 9 hours ago • 10 comments

“Kenedy passa para John Kennedy” e os dois jogam num time mexicano.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Chupa, Turquia, chupa Karakurt. Ficaram vaiando minha bebê Ana Cristina e ela fez o último ponto.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Fazer coisas de morrer

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

"forget about intelligence" should be on a banner on the White House fence

submitted 13 hours ago • 47 comments

Brasil dá uns apagões inexplicáveis. O segundo set tava tranquilo, se complica sem precisar.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

A GRD do Brasil ganhando prata no Mundial Júnior com o tema do Super Mario foi uma das melhores coisas que vi nos últimos tempos.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Que final de carreira lamentável do KD…

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Eles assim pro Irã

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

A China assim pensando em ajudar...

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Depois da enésima order ilegal que foi executada, os caras ainda continuam com esse discursinho bunda-mole. Uma nota de repúdio em forma de partido.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

O Augusto Melo não é pouco bandido não. Tem que ser preso e ressarcir esse prejuízo.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Paola Egonu está atingindo níveis Mireya Luís de excelência e mítica.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Why would they negotiate with a country that backed out of the last deal? Is respect for international law in the room with us, little Miss Genocide Enabler?

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Meu Deus, a periquita depilada no pescoço, o véio tentando ficar acordado, o mundo acabando por causa de um vilão mequetrefe desses…

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment